"L-let me tell ya about a *hic* little story that happened to me aaalllll the way back to... back to... last Tuesday. Now I was just laaaying about, minding my business... at night, when this dingly little ball just went and plopy dopyed on my head *urp*. I thought 'hey, doesn't this look snazzy' well... maybe not like that but... excuse me one moment *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp* Ahh... so I put it on before the party because *hic* I'd look like a sssssssmuck if I came without looking somewhat festive. You... you know, I think it really helped me get into the s-spirit of the holidays, ya know what I mean? *BUOOOOORRRRRRPPPPP*"

Deck the halls with lots of hard nog! When Girda finally sobered up, she realizes she came across one of Santa's mystical bells! Turns out, the residual energy gives her some abilities from the big man and his steeds. In addition to the transformation, she can also fly, tell who's been good and bad, make toys with ease, gives her a massive sweet tooth for holiday treats, and makes her all around happier, jollier and just obsessed with the holidays. Of course, it makes her quite the drunk as well. She seems to be on her 9th jug, someone cut her off...

Artist upload: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22058931/

Holy jolly nog jug is  hippocake

Reindeer salesman is  nemo