"In soviet russia, camera smiles at YOU"

I love how strait his face was the entire time... also, I've had mashed potatoes of similar quality as well... they're actually not that bad until they decide to detach from the inside of your stomach and pass through your intestines... its comparable to throwing a bowling ball onto a pool table and expecting it to go down one of the holes... it moves freely but... it ain't going in....

I think everyone had a mash of this quality at least once in their life xD And it's a pain, even though usually it is pleasantly salty

I love throwing two or three decent sized spuds into the microwave, and then smashing them up in a bowl with enough cheese that the potatoes end up with a nice, creamy, gooy texture, and then putting enough garlic salt to kill a vampire slug XD

pfffft, omg xDDD

A potato flew around...SPACE!!!

SPAAAAAAAACE!