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Behold, the second story! Nothing too special, just some minimum wage workers invoking Goetic demons. I can also guarantee no kitten-based interruptions this time.
Category Story / Transformation
Species Lion
Size 120 x 108px
File Size 9 kB
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I'm sorry, Jonas. You've always been a quite good writer, but this is just nonsense. My suspension of disbelief was utterly shattered.
No, not the insane hordes of killer shoppers. I've worked retail. That's just accuracy.
No, not the demonic summonings in the back room. That was commonplace, especially around performance review time.
And no, not even the transformations, though I can't help but notice that there was no mention of the 'reformed' employees being properly tagged with their internal/external fabric types and care instructions.
No, no, the thing that makes it all fall apart is this.
Those shoppers would have immediately concluded that those walking talking life-sized bundles of prestitched joy were the hottest new toys of the season.
At least three of those poor employees would have been stuffed into boxes and listed on eBay by noon, Buy It Now priced at not less than two thousand dollars each.
No, not the insane hordes of killer shoppers. I've worked retail. That's just accuracy.
No, not the demonic summonings in the back room. That was commonplace, especially around performance review time.
And no, not even the transformations, though I can't help but notice that there was no mention of the 'reformed' employees being properly tagged with their internal/external fabric types and care instructions.
No, no, the thing that makes it all fall apart is this.
Those shoppers would have immediately concluded that those walking talking life-sized bundles of prestitched joy were the hottest new toys of the season.
At least three of those poor employees would have been stuffed into boxes and listed on eBay by noon, Buy It Now priced at not less than two thousand dollars each.
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