This is why I don't trust Birds

oh i didn't know gaypenis had a pet bird XD

boy good thing i didn't need those ear drums.

Aaah, auditions for the band from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I see.

"Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet."

The day birb was a vocalist for a death metal band.