So SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED decided that they didn't want me to hit them over and over again with a wiffleball bat.
So they put their foot between us, squarely in my face. And then THIS PERSON WHO SHALL STILL NOT BE NAMED started cryin' like a baby while I shrugged and dabbed at the blood with a paper towel.

If you're gonna kick me in the face, atleast have some spine biatch. Jeez.