I spot a Luger! <3
And a Broomstick XD

I so want a muzzle loader pistol and musket...

Your guns aren't big enough.

I belive that revolver may be holding your wedding tackle to ransom!
Call it's bluff! Don't give in to terrorism!

I need to send you some melee tools. You seem naked.

Finger now off the trigger. Good Karno.

Or would that be shutter?

Why not just ask someone to take a photo?

Needs more guns.

My last selfie looks like a mugshot -- with good reason. Try using a less distracting background (you won't have to cut it away). Of course, you have the same problem I do -- the house is packed to the rafters with media (books, video, music)...

You are married. That assumes you live with a wife. Have her snap the picture.

Or will she laugh too much?

The part white beard make it! :D

There is a reason why I recommend you to people who need firearms advice.

The most common description I use is "Oh yeah, Karno is the guy you want to ask for advice on firearms. He was ready for the collapse of society the day he came out of his momma's puss."

It's not that you can't take a good photo Karno...(though that IS part of the problem)...it's that..YOU can't take a GOOD PHOTO.

Know what I'm saying? *nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomoresaynomore*

Okay, we've almost got it...

Let's try it one more time, a little more wild-eyed...!

well best idea is always make sure flash is off if your in a well lit room, mirror is fine so long as you don't have a flash going off to reflect off the window, otherwise, selfie looks good.

Now with trigger discipline.

"It's a Gy-raff!"

You know, dressing like that violates the outer most safety rule.

The "onion" rule was actually offered as a response to "why don't soldiers wear more armor?", but works for "why don't soldiers wear more weapons?" on the outermost layer.

1. Don't be detected.
2. Don't be seen.
3. Don't be hit.
4. Don't be penetrated.
5. Don't be killed.

This violates rule 1.

But it makes a cool picture, and allows you to move them from say, transportation to forward base. Wouldn't want to patrol like that.

People really did do that in the old days, before weapons could carry more than one round.