Mr. H: *Berleezy impression* I know y’all see Short Fuse’s…sexy…red haired…bombastic…german…werewolf-skunk…ass…

Short Fuse: *sees pic* Ooooooooooh. *rubs his beard* Hehe, Hitler’s got nothing on this.

Mr. H: You could say that again! Who wouldn’t love a smelly badonkadonk hunk?!

Short Fuse: Now that you mention it, there was this one skunk kid who seem to admire me. Let alone he considered me his, how you say, “Senpai.” *wink*

Bubblegut: Oooooooooh, I know who you’re talking about. Hehehe. *wink*

Hekkoki Guy: Same here! That skunk fella sure loved hanging around with us. Let alone the Infurnationals itself.

Mr. H: Isn’t it obvious this “skunk kid” has a crush on you three? Think about it. What is the one thing he loves about y’all?

Short Fuse, Bubblegut, Hekkoki Guy: *looked at each other awkwardly and then to Mr. H* …Farts.

Mr. H: *winks* Bingo!

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