Thaz insane D:

She is a big girl lol !! ^v^

i should point out though she isnt as big as they get she is a little over 6 feet in length that can get to 8 !! ^v^

Coolz :3 where ish corrilly O.o ? Fluff never sees stuff like that here

i live about 30 mins drive outside of the metro area of Perth West Australia you ?? ^v^

Marshfield (which is a grassland/temperate forest kind of enviornment) missouri in the middle of the US :3 all the animals here are tiny 0.0

outside of the odd kangaroo that hops through she is definitely the biggest local critter !! ^v^

Oki :3 would corrilly protect fluff if she visited D: ?

i wouldnt worry about her its more the " nope ropes " and spiders you have to worry about she would probably see you and run off , me she kinda knows !! ^v6

Nope ropes //.o?

snakes honey Australia has a lot of venomous ones !! ^v^

//~o" oki...

but in all honesty i have lived where i am for nearly 5 years now and seen 3 one of em already dead as roadkill !! ^v^

How fast is she? Could she chase you into the house?

If she wanted to i imagine she could but in all honesty ive never seen her at a full run she seems rather lazy actually XD !! ^v^

Most lizards do till they find a reason to move fast. Then they are usually pretty damn quick!

im not gunna provoke her heck she is nearly my size XD !! ^v^

Awww, c'mon. For Science!!!

your my mum go and show me how its done ill call the ambulance now though or perhaps the mortician XD !! ^v^

Gosh, I would. But getting to Australia would be a major problem at the moment and she'd no doubt have moved on by the time I got there anyway.

As she lives here i doubt it i see her fairly regularly actually so come on down id enjoy the show lol !! ^v6

Pay my way and I may come.

lols yeh broke mumma XD !! ^v^

You just need to take out a loan and buy my tickets. No problem!

and pay it back how XD !! ^v^

Same way you're going to pay me back for all the room and board from when I brought you up.

0-o how!! ^v^

Since I never expected or wanted you to, I thought maybe you'd just buy yer ol ma a ticky to Straya out of love!

i love you mumma but i couldnt afford a ticket if i didnt eat for 6 months XD !! ^v6

I suppose a year is out of the question too huh?

you starve for that long XD !! ^v6

You could eat baby and maybe some of the other wildlife that's all around there. I've heard Koala-ka-bobs are really good!

....no just no ....... hmppffff !! ^v6

*sigh* You DO know it;s a dog eat dog world right? That applies to other animals too.

i am not eating a fluffy little koala or a sweet kangaroo ...... rabbits perhaps XD !! ^v^

Sorry. Rabbit season ended yesterday.

rabbit season !! ^v6

Gryphon season!

Rabbit season !! ^v^

Gryphon season!!

Gryphon season !! ^v^

BOOM!!! *fires at you with an Acme Gryphon-Getter hand cannon.*

lols sod you meant to say the opposite XD ! ^v^

nooooo....you were HOPING I would.......

worth a shot lol !! ^v6

I thought about it but knew it was a trap.

its okay ive invested ina few rabbit traps actually XD !! ^v^

They ARE live traps and not those cruel leg traps, at least, aren't they?!?!?!

come around and find out XD !! ^v^

Knowing you, maybe I'll just pass on that and find a different way of getting some of your feathers.

good luck missy it aint happening XD !! ^v^

You just keep thinking that. *holding up a pawful of freshly plucked pink feathers* Didn't even feel it, didja?

damn you thye take ages to grow back...... !! ^v^

Ha ha...wait till I get some of the ones that control your directional flight. then you'll be going in circles and easy prey for Bunny!

you leave my primaries alone or ill rip out more than tail fluff you horror !! ^v6

We'll see. Maybe I'll just clip them instead of pulling them out. That's fuck u[ your flying pretty well too.

it would ground me i wouldnt fly till i moulted and replaced em ..... !! ^v6

If nobody ate you before then. Some big snakes down there........
Of course, after I plucked all your feathers you might not look so appetizing....IDK.

you are so horrible i only pluck a little fur so i dotn freeze to death you're talking about being bald ..... !! ^v6

I didn't hear you worrying about me the time Dani shaved me bald. In fact I think you laughed at me.
But you know I always threaten worse than I actually plan to do. I'd leave you plenty of those dumb pink feathers, though you'd really look better in fur.

i need my feathers to fly you can survive with out fur i cant survive without feathers !! ^v^

Whine-whine-whine......

how about i tie your legs together and see how well you get to food .... !! ^v^

How about you try it, miss 'gonna get mauled by a rabbit'?

lols you've tried that im still here and ive gotten you tied up before XD !! ^v^

My babies can tie you up. That doesn't say much for your prowess, pinkie.

i let them i just thought they were playing till i saw that arrow whizz by !! ^v^

Uh huh. That's not the way they tell it. And guess who I believe?

hmmmppfff i know the truth those reprobates tricked me .... !! ^v^

Right....which shows they're smarter than you are and they can get you any time they please.
Be nice to them (and me) and they just might choose someone else to torture next time.

pffftt me be nice too those two as if the little horrors XD !! ^v^

Poor Corrilly. I fear for your continued health if you don't quit bad-mouthing them. They DO have feelings you know. Someday they may have had all your insults they can take and those arrows might not miss anymore.

and i might get to try measel stew we can all dream just like the cna of ever getting me again ..... !! ^v6

All I can tell you for absolute sure is that you're dreaming if you think you'll ever get the chance to make and taste measel stew. Or Rabbitfangs stew either, for that matter.

i have the pot already boiling and waiting for em XD !! ^v^

My my, aren't you the hopeful one? Totally off your rocker, but I gotta give you an A for attitude.

ill tell em its where i keep there special toys lol they wotn even hesitate XD !! ^v^

True! They'll immediately dump it over your head!

...whatever XD !! 6v^

Yeah, you'll think that as your feathers start falling out.

ill make sure i take em with me if im gunna get boiled...... !! ^v^

um.....what?

if there gunna tip my stew pot over me guess who is comign with me ..... !! ^v6

All your fleas, I'd guess. The birls are smart enough to do it without getting burned

not if i grab em when there hands are full of stewpot there not !! ^v^

Maybe they should just tie you up again and throw you in the pot and then bring it to a boil. Save all that trouble and heavy lifting. (cept for picking up your big butt =p)

like i said good luck with that i let em the first tiem no way its happening again ..... !! ^v^

Funny....that sure looks like a piece of rope tied around your ankle and leading off into the bushes.....

* swipes it to shreds* nope not gunna happen .....!! ^v^

*and the steel cable is attached to the other ankle as you are busy playing with the rope*

.... thats just mean ...... !! ^v^

They know you aren't easy game. They gotta play a little rough sometimes. They know you will too.

* starts using bolt cutters on the cable* nope not gunna get me .... !! ^v^

We could go on with these games for a long time. Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if you simply acknowledged that Alice and Joan are a couple of cute, nice kids? Then they'd quit hounding you. Who knows? If you 3 were on friendly terms, you might accomplish some amazingly interesting (and underpawed, probably) things together.

hmpppfffff not unless they apologise for tying me up and nearly skewering me with an arrow !! ^v^

That was just good natured kid style fun though. Besides, I heard them say that they were sorry.

from them not some second hand apology hmpffff..... !!! ^v^

Actually what they told me was that they were sorry they'd missed, and hoped to do better next time.

i knew it those 2 reprobates would never willingly apologise .... !! ^v^

Why should they? You're the one who should apologize for escaping before they'd got to the part where they build the fire at the base of the pole. They almost didn't get their Native American Torture Craft Badges because of that and that would have broken their little hearts. One or two more badges and they'll have earned their Dragon Scout status and be allowed to go after actual lethal game, like rabid grizzly bears, instead of lesser beasts like you who are just on the 'approach with caution, but not really dangerous' list. Jess and I are so proud of our little sweeties!!

pfffftt what ever they didnt have to tie me up ...... !! ^v6

If not you, then who? It couldn't have been me or Jessie. They had to capture and tie SOMEONE up and torture them to get their badges. What kind of an Aunt are you anyway who won't even support her nieces' hobbies and clubs they join?

how about there aunty megan hmmm ?? ^v^

She's too nice. She'd just roll over and let them do it. They needed someone like you who'd be a challenge.

yeh true rabbits are kinda silly and soft XD !! ^v^

And cuddly, and nice, and sexy and all sorts of other cool stuff I can't even think of right now.

Vain comes to mind too !! ^v^

When you're as awesome as a bunny you CAN'T be vain. It's just recognizing your positive attibutes.

lols you know you are ive never seen a bunny with a mirror lined burrow before XD !! ^v^

You are SOOOOO lame! Those are so me and my lovers can watch each other. That makes them sexual aids.

...thats just wrong XD !! ^v^

Tell that to all the companies who specialize in doing nothing but hanging mirrors from ceilings.

sad just sad .... XD !! ^v^

You just say that cause every time you look in a mirror it breaks.

what mirror everytime im around you there already broken cuase you've looked into em XD !! ^v^

No....it just means you've been sneaking around in my house while I wasn't home. Now you owe me for those mirrors you broke!

pfffttt whatever XD !! ^v^

You are a sneek! That's all there is to it.

gotta sneak so you dotn beat me up you bully XD !! ^v^

What would you expect me to do after you trashed all my beautiful mirrors?

its only so i had to look at oen of yo u that much was just too much ugly XD !! ^v6

You wouldn't even have to look at one of me if it wasn't for that fatal attraction you have for me. Sometimes I get embarrassed when people see you following me around like a puppy dog with those big puppy eyes and drooling in lust.

Stupid vampire powers .... !! ^v^

Ha ha ahaaaaaa! You're MINE! ALLLLLLLLLLL MIIIIIIINNNE!!!!!

OOps see other comment not attached !! ^v^

Hey Aunty lilliane did you know your sister was this gullible she would actually believe in that power !! ^v^

Don't be talking like that about your mom. I have the same power you know. I could make you my drooling slave too but then we'd have to share you and Liane and I prefer not to share slaves. I have others of my own.

..... i honestly don't know which of you is worse your both delusional XD !! ^v^

We certainly have you deluded anyway......

defintely you then lilianne XD !! ^v^

I'm Liane. Lilliane is over there preparing you a nice glass of sedative lemonade.

pass on the ruficolada thanks XD !! ^v^

Maybe you're hungry then? How about a nice GHBurger?

(ruficolada......lol.....sometimes I actually think there may be hope for you)

only if you take a bite first XD !! ^v^

Sure. Let me just turn it around to the spot I marked here first.......

(I knew you'd ask that)

..........yeh no im not eating it ....... !! ^v^

Dammit! Do I have to hold a rag soaked in chloroform over your beak or what?

* backs away* why did i ask lilianne its bad enough with only one of you XD !! ^v6

What did you expect? We're telepathic, in case you forgot. Kinda like one person in two bodies.

you 2 are horrible i feel like i am gettign devoured by those eyes !! ^v^

Then things are proceeding as we planned. *both of me pressing even closer to you, allowing no avenue of escape* Soon your soul will be ours while your body just wanders off....another mindless zombie gryphon. Bwaaaa-haa-haa-haaaaaaaa!!

... get out of it meanies .... !!! ^v^

We aren't.......bothering you, are we???????

I am so glad i was born with wings and rabbits arent ........ !!! ^v^

Ugh! Nasty ugly feathery freak things that aren't quite a leg or an arm. You should get them removed so you'd look half way like a normal being.

least i have a proper tail not a piece of cotton wool someone stuck on my butt XD !! ^v^

You wouldn't know the difference between real and cotton anyway. Hell, 3/4 of your nest is cotton I glued on just for you to pluck and think you were getting away with something.

pfffttt whatever XD !! ^v^

Yeah! GOTCHA!!!!

im gunna shave you that way i know its fur next time XD !! ^v^

Can't shave a rabbit you can't find. *disappears in a cloud of dust*

lolol i finally got her to leave me be for a minute XD !! ^v^

*Alice and Joan come running up* Have you seen our Mom? Huh? Have ya? *circling you just a little too close for comfort*

she went that way hurry you might catch her !! ^v6

We just want someone to play with. Why chase her when we can play with you? *one hops on your back* gimme a piggie back ride, Auntie Corrilly!

...... stops dead ..... get off or take you 500 feet up and buck you off .........!!! ^v^

*hops down* Mom's right. You are a bieyotch! We'll go find someone NICE to play with.

i am not a horse to be ridden ...... !! ^v^

Everyone else gives us horsey-back rides. You're just a grinch, that's all.

im not everyone else i am me you don't ever try and ride me again ......!! ^v^

Like we'd even want to come near such a foul tempered meanie again. Bye ex-Auntie Corrilly.

Does this mean i finally get rid off you 2 yay !! ^v6

*turn their backs to her and start walking after Liane* Alice: Did you hear something Sis? Joan: Nope.

thank god bye horrors !! ^v^

Geez