Art by Fuf, commission from Welof.

The cub captain Welof and me his loyal first mate are on an expedition to find a land in which cubs can be free from the tyranny of spankings and bedtime. On our sturdy ship and with a supply of cloth diapers, we have found a secret island. Will we be free there ? The slow armada of Lubu El Dwagon, the nanny pirates of Dominus Calfy and the royal navy of Mommy of Clan SoggyMacbottom are pursuing us, but we are pups of adventures, and they can't break us like this ! We are armed and ready to fight for our freedom and dominance of the backyard !