At the insistence of Klipnard, I'll submit it.

I maimed it. This is horrible. I don't have a lot of markers to work with, so trying to shade the purple properly was a bust. The lettering? Maimed. The paper? Bled like a bitch, so I tried to outline everything with silver paint marker to cover the ungodly seepage outside the lines. The result? Oh god, it is so bad.

I'll do better later. When I feel like I'm capable of it.