Zeix the kobold with a severe kleptomania problem, walked into a church and saw the irresistibly shiny candelabras and knew he MUST steal it.
He knew he was much too short to reach it.
So being the clever thinker he was, he went across the street and "borrowed" a stool from the local bar.
He set his stool (for it was his now he saw it first) against the wall and climbed up to attain the candelabras!
As he stood on top realization hit.
NO!
After all his careful planning he still couldn't reach his shiny prize!
His nemesis strikes again, curse you height disadvantages!