An fun little art-trade story about a cow lady thief that ends up going really far in order to try and stay hidden, made for someone that which to remain anonymous.
Expect some nude clothing, and drunken fighting in this one! XD
Wandering down on a dirt road was Rachel, a simple low life criminal cow girl, that had just managed to make some pretty nice loot.
Just a few minutes ago she had been in the city, and on the local bar she had managed to steal a pretty big purse full of coins from a dog warrior that looked like he had been having a bit to many drinks.
"I can't believe how drunk he must have been to not feel or hear this thing being taken from him." Rachel said to herself pleased as she was counting how much she had got, when she suddenly heard a very angry (and slurring) voice from behind shouting, "Comee back yhere, youre thief!"
Looking back far in the distance she could see the warrior dog from before chasing after her, and while looking to be almost a mile after her Rachel knew that it wouldn't take long for him to catch up to her!
Rachel wasn't known to be much of a runner (thanks to both her already wide waist, and very large udder), so trying to outrun this guy would be next to impossible for her.
"He might be as drunk as a skunk, but he still seems fully able to stand on his two legs. And if he gets me I'm sure he can still lead in a punch or two on me!" Rachel thought as she had reached a location with three different patches to go from.
She could continue on straight on the dirt road she was on, take left to make her way through an enclosed field with cows (Feral ones that are meant for milking.), and an open field on the right with an old dead tree standing in the middle of it.
Given how open the long road ahead of her was Rachel knew that would be the last option to pick, since then the drunk dog would eventually catch up with her. And the right one out into the forest would also be a risk taker since Rachel didn't know about these parts and could end up lost in there.
The cow field seemed to be the best option, but she would still be easy to spot in it, and she still had to carry around on the heavy purse.
"If only there was another way of doing this..." Rachel thought before the cogs in her head started to move.
"I've got it!" Rachel almost shouted out as she started to head towards the dead tree, while starting to undress herself completely.
Her plan was as followed.
First she would hide both the purse and her clothes inside the old dead tree. Then she would quickly jump into the muddy cow fields and try to blend in with her own kind. Then as the drunk dog would arrive he would either assume that Rachel had made her daring escape either on the road or into the woods. And as soon as he had run off she would be able to leave the fields, get dressed again, and continue on with her life without any fears of having someone to chase her.
Working to save time Rachel made sure to be completely undressed by the time she reached the tree, and as soon as she saw a hole that looked big enough to stuff everything inside she quickly pressed it in hard before running towards the fence around the cows.
Trying to make an elegant leap over Rachel's big udder got caught by the fence, and instead the plump cow ended up falling face first into the mud!
This wasn't how she had been imagining to blend in with the rest of the cows, but by looking as dirty as everyone else did seem to help a lot with making her stand out less.
Still having to now walk around on all four butt naked was a bit humiliating for Rachel to say the least.
"He can't run pass this area fast enough!" Rachel thought as she was hoping for this whole charade to be over soon.
Looking over at the dirt road Rachel could see how the drunken warrior dog was stopping at the very same place she had, and just as she had before he seemed to be a bit confused on where to go next.
At first he seemed aimed to continue on forward, but then he hesitated, stopped to think, and then started to head right towards the forest instead.
"Good. Just wait until he is out of sight, and then I go up and get my stuff." Rachel thought as she tried to make her tail swinging from side to side look as natural as with the other cows.
But right as the dog warrior came to the dead tree he stopped again, and this time he seemed to be more interested in this single tree then the entire forest.
"No, No, NO! Please don't look into it!" Rachel prayed to herself, but to her horror she could see how the dog reached inside and picked out both the stolen purse, and her hidden clothes!
Recognizing the things he was holding in his hand was very similar to the ones he had seen on that thievish cow the drunken dog pretty quickly put two and two together, and looked out over the cow filled field from which Rachel was hiding!
A quick glance showed that one of the many cows clearly was unable to not stop starring at him, and the scared look in her eyes made it very clear that it was indeed the same one that had been trying to rob him.
"Timee to teache you'e a lessond!" The still highly intoxicated dog said as he too made a dramatically leap over the fence (Nailing it unlike when Rachel tried.), and while she was scared he was ready to start this fight!
This was not at all how Rachel had been planning things to go as she was now not only forced to fight off against a very angry dog, but she herself was also without any clothes and still standing on four legs. (She didn't really know why she still tried to act as her character, but something with all the sudden stress was making her forget that she could stand on two.)
The drunken dog tried to land a hard punch onto her, but as Rachel quickly backed away the warrior also got to experience just how slippery the mud was, as he too ended up landing in it!
Feeling like she had the upper hoof now Rachel quickly charged towards the dog as he was trying to get up, and a pretty hard head butt made him fall back onto the mud again.
Feeling really mad at this cow now the dog quickly got up, circled around her faster then she could turn, and delivered a punch right into the large udder of Rachel!
It was a real low blow as the cow got down on her knees and elbows, and letting her bruised udder get to rest in the cold mud.
But this only made her want to fight him even more, as before he had a chance Rachel got her back legs up again, and delivered a huge back kick into the dog's chest armour!
Deciding to no longer play this charade Rachel then got up on her back legs as she came charging towards the dog, and with a nice spin she used her own tail to whip across his drunken face!
Then the naked cow on two legs started to use her mighty udder as a weapon as she both used it to slam into the dog, and then squirt him with several small shoots of milk while he was down!
As it looked like she was going to end up both winning and humiliate the drunken fighter, the dog suddenly decided to pull out a rope he had stuffed inside one of his pockets.
With it he first snagged together Rachel's back legs, and as she ended up losing balance and falling onto her back he quickly took and tied the remaining two legs together with the other ones.
Rachel now looked like a tied up cattle as she was finally being trapped by the now very tired and pissed dog warrior.
She had been stealing from him, made him chase here, and now finally fight and wrestle with her in a dirty mud pit. (So there was no doubts about it now that he wouldn't go easy on her!)
Right as the dog was about show his full vengeance towards the defenceless tied up cow the rescue came in the form as an old turtle farmer that shouted, "Hey! What in the hell are you doing, trying to steal one of my cows?!"
Right now Rachel realised how lucky it was that she had decided to still stick to her role as an ordinary cow, as now she simply needed to keep acting like a dumb animal in order to escape her troubles.
"Heyy noow...Tchis ish noth waht it loooks likle." The drunken dog said as he tried to explain himself, but his own alcohol filled talking only made it look more like he was some crazy guy in the farmer's eyes.
"So you where trying to bind up one of my cows and then go off and do god know what to? Well not on my watch!" The turtle farmer said as he picked up a big a rake that he had, and then started to chase the dog all over the field!
In the commotion Rachel had no problems getting out of the rope keeping her trapped (Since the dog had barley been given time to make a knot when the farmer showed up), before having to finally make her escape.
Unfortunately the dog still had his money and her clothes in his possession, so only focusing on getting out of their sight as quickly as possible Rachel climbed over the fence and went straight pass the dead tree and disappeared into the deep forest.
Once truly alone the cow thief had to admit that she was pretty proud over actually managed to outsmart that dog and get away in one piece.
"Probably should try and see if there is some less athletic drunken fool to rob at that bar..." Rachel said to herself before feeling the breeze of the wind and looking down at her still naked (And now also mud dirty) body.
"Sigh"
"Guess I first have to find a lake to wash myself off first, and hope I can find some clothes I can steal." Rachel thought as she continued on her lonely walk in the woods.
"Sadly they almost never make any clothes made for those carrying big udders like this." She said as she lifted her fleshy milktank with both her hands, and saw that it was still very swollen and sensitive from the blow in the fight.
"Seems like I will need to also milk myself today."
Expect some nude clothing, and drunken fighting in this one! XD
Wandering down on a dirt road was Rachel, a simple low life criminal cow girl, that had just managed to make some pretty nice loot.
Just a few minutes ago she had been in the city, and on the local bar she had managed to steal a pretty big purse full of coins from a dog warrior that looked like he had been having a bit to many drinks.
"I can't believe how drunk he must have been to not feel or hear this thing being taken from him." Rachel said to herself pleased as she was counting how much she had got, when she suddenly heard a very angry (and slurring) voice from behind shouting, "Comee back yhere, youre thief!"
Looking back far in the distance she could see the warrior dog from before chasing after her, and while looking to be almost a mile after her Rachel knew that it wouldn't take long for him to catch up to her!
Rachel wasn't known to be much of a runner (thanks to both her already wide waist, and very large udder), so trying to outrun this guy would be next to impossible for her.
"He might be as drunk as a skunk, but he still seems fully able to stand on his two legs. And if he gets me I'm sure he can still lead in a punch or two on me!" Rachel thought as she had reached a location with three different patches to go from.
She could continue on straight on the dirt road she was on, take left to make her way through an enclosed field with cows (Feral ones that are meant for milking.), and an open field on the right with an old dead tree standing in the middle of it.
Given how open the long road ahead of her was Rachel knew that would be the last option to pick, since then the drunk dog would eventually catch up with her. And the right one out into the forest would also be a risk taker since Rachel didn't know about these parts and could end up lost in there.
The cow field seemed to be the best option, but she would still be easy to spot in it, and she still had to carry around on the heavy purse.
"If only there was another way of doing this..." Rachel thought before the cogs in her head started to move.
"I've got it!" Rachel almost shouted out as she started to head towards the dead tree, while starting to undress herself completely.
Her plan was as followed.
First she would hide both the purse and her clothes inside the old dead tree. Then she would quickly jump into the muddy cow fields and try to blend in with her own kind. Then as the drunk dog would arrive he would either assume that Rachel had made her daring escape either on the road or into the woods. And as soon as he had run off she would be able to leave the fields, get dressed again, and continue on with her life without any fears of having someone to chase her.
Working to save time Rachel made sure to be completely undressed by the time she reached the tree, and as soon as she saw a hole that looked big enough to stuff everything inside she quickly pressed it in hard before running towards the fence around the cows.
Trying to make an elegant leap over Rachel's big udder got caught by the fence, and instead the plump cow ended up falling face first into the mud!
This wasn't how she had been imagining to blend in with the rest of the cows, but by looking as dirty as everyone else did seem to help a lot with making her stand out less.
Still having to now walk around on all four butt naked was a bit humiliating for Rachel to say the least.
"He can't run pass this area fast enough!" Rachel thought as she was hoping for this whole charade to be over soon.
Looking over at the dirt road Rachel could see how the drunken warrior dog was stopping at the very same place she had, and just as she had before he seemed to be a bit confused on where to go next.
At first he seemed aimed to continue on forward, but then he hesitated, stopped to think, and then started to head right towards the forest instead.
"Good. Just wait until he is out of sight, and then I go up and get my stuff." Rachel thought as she tried to make her tail swinging from side to side look as natural as with the other cows.
But right as the dog warrior came to the dead tree he stopped again, and this time he seemed to be more interested in this single tree then the entire forest.
"No, No, NO! Please don't look into it!" Rachel prayed to herself, but to her horror she could see how the dog reached inside and picked out both the stolen purse, and her hidden clothes!
Recognizing the things he was holding in his hand was very similar to the ones he had seen on that thievish cow the drunken dog pretty quickly put two and two together, and looked out over the cow filled field from which Rachel was hiding!
A quick glance showed that one of the many cows clearly was unable to not stop starring at him, and the scared look in her eyes made it very clear that it was indeed the same one that had been trying to rob him.
"Timee to teache you'e a lessond!" The still highly intoxicated dog said as he too made a dramatically leap over the fence (Nailing it unlike when Rachel tried.), and while she was scared he was ready to start this fight!
This was not at all how Rachel had been planning things to go as she was now not only forced to fight off against a very angry dog, but she herself was also without any clothes and still standing on four legs. (She didn't really know why she still tried to act as her character, but something with all the sudden stress was making her forget that she could stand on two.)
The drunken dog tried to land a hard punch onto her, but as Rachel quickly backed away the warrior also got to experience just how slippery the mud was, as he too ended up landing in it!
Feeling like she had the upper hoof now Rachel quickly charged towards the dog as he was trying to get up, and a pretty hard head butt made him fall back onto the mud again.
Feeling really mad at this cow now the dog quickly got up, circled around her faster then she could turn, and delivered a punch right into the large udder of Rachel!
It was a real low blow as the cow got down on her knees and elbows, and letting her bruised udder get to rest in the cold mud.
But this only made her want to fight him even more, as before he had a chance Rachel got her back legs up again, and delivered a huge back kick into the dog's chest armour!
Deciding to no longer play this charade Rachel then got up on her back legs as she came charging towards the dog, and with a nice spin she used her own tail to whip across his drunken face!
Then the naked cow on two legs started to use her mighty udder as a weapon as she both used it to slam into the dog, and then squirt him with several small shoots of milk while he was down!
As it looked like she was going to end up both winning and humiliate the drunken fighter, the dog suddenly decided to pull out a rope he had stuffed inside one of his pockets.
With it he first snagged together Rachel's back legs, and as she ended up losing balance and falling onto her back he quickly took and tied the remaining two legs together with the other ones.
Rachel now looked like a tied up cattle as she was finally being trapped by the now very tired and pissed dog warrior.
She had been stealing from him, made him chase here, and now finally fight and wrestle with her in a dirty mud pit. (So there was no doubts about it now that he wouldn't go easy on her!)
Right as the dog was about show his full vengeance towards the defenceless tied up cow the rescue came in the form as an old turtle farmer that shouted, "Hey! What in the hell are you doing, trying to steal one of my cows?!"
Right now Rachel realised how lucky it was that she had decided to still stick to her role as an ordinary cow, as now she simply needed to keep acting like a dumb animal in order to escape her troubles.
"Heyy noow...Tchis ish noth waht it loooks likle." The drunken dog said as he tried to explain himself, but his own alcohol filled talking only made it look more like he was some crazy guy in the farmer's eyes.
"So you where trying to bind up one of my cows and then go off and do god know what to? Well not on my watch!" The turtle farmer said as he picked up a big a rake that he had, and then started to chase the dog all over the field!
In the commotion Rachel had no problems getting out of the rope keeping her trapped (Since the dog had barley been given time to make a knot when the farmer showed up), before having to finally make her escape.
Unfortunately the dog still had his money and her clothes in his possession, so only focusing on getting out of their sight as quickly as possible Rachel climbed over the fence and went straight pass the dead tree and disappeared into the deep forest.
Once truly alone the cow thief had to admit that she was pretty proud over actually managed to outsmart that dog and get away in one piece.
"Probably should try and see if there is some less athletic drunken fool to rob at that bar..." Rachel said to herself before feeling the breeze of the wind and looking down at her still naked (And now also mud dirty) body.
"Sigh"
"Guess I first have to find a lake to wash myself off first, and hope I can find some clothes I can steal." Rachel thought as she continued on her lonely walk in the woods.
"Sadly they almost never make any clothes made for those carrying big udders like this." She said as she lifted her fleshy milktank with both her hands, and saw that it was still very swollen and sensitive from the blow in the fight.
"Seems like I will need to also milk myself today."
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