Don't you just want to inappropriately touch her and then she screams and kicks you in the nuts and then calls the police and you get sent off to the pen where your cell mate constantly tries to crack your skull in order to retrieve a sharp piece of bone to dig his way out of the prison and meet up with his wife outside the gates and make sweet love like they never had before and live their lives happily until his bastard brother tries to steal her away, so the brothers fight and then end up in a car accident that leaves one of them dead and the rest of them dying so the wife cries many nights. And all because you wanted to grope Sally. You dick.