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This is an answer to all the people who think they are very clever and make comments like "Give me a "Blowjob" upon hearing that I (or my fursona in that case) am a barmaid.
Yes I know what a blowjob is, and I don't think you quite grasp it yourself because if you did, boys, you wouldn't make that joke in order to spare your pride and your manliness. Blowjobs have whipped cream topping and line on the side of the shotglass. You have to put your hands behind your back, lick the line, suck the top, catch the glass between your lips and throw your head back.
So think twice before trying to be wittywith a barmaid, or she'll force you to drink it like that. =p
Yes I know what a blowjob is, and I don't think you quite grasp it yourself because if you did, boys, you wouldn't make that joke in order to spare your pride and your manliness. Blowjobs have whipped cream topping and line on the side of the shotglass. You have to put your hands behind your back, lick the line, suck the top, catch the glass between your lips and throw your head back.
So think twice before trying to be wittywith a barmaid, or she'll force you to drink it like that. =p
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i knew the drink, but that i didnt know...
so, could your barmaid explain to me why so many drinks have names that are awkward at best to bring up in polite discussion? "Give me a Blowjob", "give me Sex on The Beach", "give me One Night of Passion", thats just the ones i can bring up at the top of my head...
I'll take a gin and tonic, no need to be fancy....
so, could your barmaid explain to me why so many drinks have names that are awkward at best to bring up in polite discussion? "Give me a Blowjob", "give me Sex on The Beach", "give me One Night of Passion", thats just the ones i can bring up at the top of my head...
I'll take a gin and tonic, no need to be fancy....
thats precisely my point! of course there will be several people who asks for blowjobs and nights of passion that's not interested in a drink!
Drunk: hey baby, you want one night of passion?
bartender; One Night of Passion coming up! *serves drink!
drunk: *drinks* no, i mean, you wanna fuck?
bartender: one juwannafuck, are you sure, its pretty strong? (there are no drinks named this, I should invent one...)
drunk: sure *drinks, passes out*
bartender: and another slimeball temorrly incapacitated thanks to the power of oddly named drinks! *flies away'
Naming the drinks after political figures would actually make more sense, "i'll take a Winston Churchill please (striaght up gin)", "I prefer a george bush" (I dont know whats in it, but you loose 10 IQ points drinknig it.... "do you prefer McCain (vodka and whiskey) or Obama (im thinking its some variant of irish coffee....)?"
Drunk: hey baby, you want one night of passion?
bartender; One Night of Passion coming up! *serves drink!
drunk: *drinks* no, i mean, you wanna fuck?
bartender: one juwannafuck, are you sure, its pretty strong? (there are no drinks named this, I should invent one...)
drunk: sure *drinks, passes out*
bartender: and another slimeball temorrly incapacitated thanks to the power of oddly named drinks! *flies away'
Naming the drinks after political figures would actually make more sense, "i'll take a Winston Churchill please (striaght up gin)", "I prefer a george bush" (I dont know whats in it, but you loose 10 IQ points drinknig it.... "do you prefer McCain (vodka and whiskey) or Obama (im thinking its some variant of irish coffee....)?"
depends on how you see it, you must be pretty hardcore to be able to order it wihout looking gay (i sure as hell wont be able to, but i already got a girlfriend, so it wont matter...)
and it does sound pretty good, i think ill try that one...
you got any signature drink? one thats you usually order or has gotten associated with you? for my girlfriend, its rum and coke, for me, its gin and tonic, for James bond, its weak dry martini...
and it does sound pretty good, i think ill try that one...
you got any signature drink? one thats you usually order or has gotten associated with you? for my girlfriend, its rum and coke, for me, its gin and tonic, for James bond, its weak dry martini...
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