Girda can do that whole time travel thing. Turns out it's not that hard, you just need to completely break the laws of physics! So why not go vacation in the future? It's got spaceships, robots, and the archive of winning lottery numbers!

Well, in the distant future, turns out that most of your rations during really long space flights happen to be dispensed in the form of a dense, grey paste. It may be full of nutrients, and digests quickly, but it's hardly substantial.

So... when you're a massive hippo wizard with a belly that may or may not be the size of a small car, what are you to do to do to fill that gut? Well, what you don't do is try to subvert the dispenser by ripping the feed tube from a ceiling panel and then cramming it so far down your gob that you can't pull it out. The tube is pressure fed and while it may fill that belly up, it digests the nutrients so quickly that you'll probably end up expanding like a parade float as it pumps the tasteless goop into ya. Good thing that Girda here is far too smart for such a harebrained... umm...

Tune in next week on Tales of a Space Wizard! Where Girda shows how to get yourself unstuck from a tight spaceship crawlspace!

I have to thank  Kikatsu for that jumpsuit design. I'm thinking that I should do some more future stuff.

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