When you've gotta crap so hard, the toilet fears you

I am amused that SHOTGUN POOP is somehow a sound-effect.

I had an ex roomie who'd shotgun the toilet with his shit, effectively splattering the sides of the bowl up to the seat.

grooossss Hope you had a spray ready!

One step below turbo-shat, which ends up on the walls around the toilet (I have a roommate, who can pull that off). And at 3AM, a toilet bowl can magnify and redirect sounds like a band-shell.

This same ex-roomie would piss in 2 liter bottles in the middle of the night rather than get up and walk 10 feet to the bathroom. Worse yet, that bottle of piss would sit there a few days to fill up instead of dumping it.

This same asshat eventually moved out with my other roomie cause he felt that paying a third the rent and utilities was unfair since I had half the apartment (All the furnature, kitchen table, TV, VCR, cookware was mine.) Funny thing was this same shotgun shitter was a typical furry kitty. Going from apartment to apartment to crash. I should have kicked him out after a week, he stayed 8 months.

last I heard he headed back to calli and sponging off somebody else there.

I'm almost afraid to ask if this fine specimen has any marketable skills...

If he's over 40 it becomes sad and pathetic.
Over 50, it's scary.
Over 60, he'll be living on a causeway in Miami, and getting his face eaten off by a bath-salts zombie. :P

Charmin Bears versus turtle's head.

Not a contest.

ok that.....was funny

[laughs] Call me a fawn but I can't help but to laugh. The last panel was priceless. The adult bear's expression was pure hilarity!

I can say, the less said, the better. Or maybe the /less used?/

Hehehe . . . You said 'crappy.'.

As someone who once ate a whole bowl of shortcake, I can vouch for this.

A real toilet bowl breaker.

After that one, a shower is probably a better idea than a wipe, geeeeez.

That's what an all-Taco Bell diet will do to ya!

Toxic-Hell breakfast burrito: Get your day off to a good shart.

It's Windy the Poo bear!

Thank you, those commercials need this treatment.

Yes I have been there a time or two...

OHHH! NURSE, THE SCREENS!

Horrible Scat fixated bears.

o.o

Well. That answers a certain question about where bruins answer nature's call.

Sheesh, what has that bear been eating?

Chipolte!

The reason the bears in their commercials have bits of paper on their butts after wiping is because some truth in advertising nazi said they couldn't show them as having no paper

Taco Bell to the Rescue!

I think the proper sound descriptor is "Resplendent Buttflow"

What Does It Sound like?

Like how people sound after getting cattle-prod'd and shitting themselves in Bottoms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOt41rqAvJ4

Nature calls, big time.

Hey when inspiration hits, strike while the iron's hot.

The same way one has to answer the call to nature whenever it does.

Terrific job.

Quilted Charmin: for that get-up and go feeling!My brother calls these guys the Butt-Wipe Bears. I call 'em the Bare-End Stain Bears (think about it).

Ouch!

Mr Whipple is no match for Montezuma's Revenge.

The current quote from after wing-night.
'Someone get me a stick with a wet towel on the end!'

found it funny/strange/weird that in the commercial, they (young boy bears playing video games) claim the TP is so good at its job you don't leave a "skid mark". Yet none of them wear undies. Must be speaking on the humans' behalf. LOL

Age reveal: With the title I was expecting to see Mr. Whipple.
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I'm laughing at my own imagination on the last two panels as I picture this being read straight by celebrities. Christopher Walken, Dame Judy Dench, Michael Caine, Samuel L Jackson, Christopher Lloyd, Benedict Cumberbatch...

"Shotgun poop" was the name we gave a disease in a game of Pandemic. It killed half of Asia.

ROTFLMAO!!!