Mr. H: Get a load of the "Internet Assassin" himself, Nutcracker.

Nutcracker: Hmmm...kinda looks just like that selfie I took for my icon on a certain social media, except...I look more grumpy in this than usual.

Mr. H: You look like you haven't gotten enough sleep.

Nutcracker: So I surf the Internet all day and all night, who the hell cares?!

Mr. H: Whoa, man. Nutcracker, my South Korean furry bro, chill. Just saying. Besides, that's your thing. You love technology, am I right?

Nutcracker: At least I don't fap to porn or try to score girls on the Internet.

Mr. H: *surprised* MEEP!

Nutcracker: *smirk* Hehe. Thought so.

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