Sorry man, the half dead is what make America great...You could be home in Reykyav... Rekyn...dang Icelandic to English dictionaries.

HOme and not half dead? ok, that tracks a little better.
Seriously dude, start looking for a new job, must be something out there. Does the local mall need Security Guards? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

It could be worse.

You could be on fire

If life were NBA Jam on the Genesis, that would be a good thing!

Sometimes it's not just what you do for a living, but where you are in the country. Relatively sure, the ability to make more money is high in California or New York.. but the price you gotta pay is high too 8);; ack.

GOod luck.

BTW: is it just me, or does Gene technically point in two different directions in the first two panels? I know you did this years ago, so you know it by now :3

He's pointing at where Mink is standing as the 'incoming' spot.
Over -there- in the other direction is the 'outgoing' spot. :o

THank you, Mage! :D

If you find out, let me know, because work is slowly killing me too. Good luck!

Gene! You rascal. Never told us that Mink dropped by the club! ^_^