this adorable pic, was a YCH from  k-n3ko i won a month ago. He is in college, getting his edumucation (i misspelled that for comical purposes :P) Hope you enjoy my pudgy riolu form stuck against a jiggling gut. XD
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So... You probably know how this kind of story goes when you start it off with a "You would not BELIEVE what happened to me today!"? Well this involves something you kind of wouldn't expect from a town small enough to only have 2 all-you-can-eat buffets on either end of town. Doesn't exactly help that the rest of town sells food in almost any store you can go to as well, but this kind of thing still wouldn't happen even if said buffets were on a budget sale of pushing their closest-to-expire food out first at a big discounted price...

Walking down the street with what little money i had managed to save up from my last paycheck, i decided to treat myself to one such event. I dont get to eat at these places often, not just because the cheaper food sells fast but because larger eaters/ furs go out to eat on a budget. The sun on my fur and a couple clouds in the sky, it was quiet and i thought for sure that i might get my chance to eat some of that marked down food for a change. You all know what tends to happen next, right? Thats right, a belch echoes from the buffet and knocks me right on my rear.

My ears are aching from the echoing sound as car alarms go off two or three blocks down the street, and i see the BIGGEST stomach i've seen in the past few months squeezing its way out the double doors of the building onto the sidewalk, then the pavement, then just a couple inches shy of the sidewalk on the other side before the rest of the body was wheeled out of there... almost literally wheeled out mind you. It was by far the biggest dragon-cat hybrid ive ever seen, heck bigger than either species ive seen that wasn't on television breaking a record or in a book about broken world records, and after getting off the specialized forklift the restaurant used to escort their guests who won their championship "chow"lenges along with a spandex kingly robe, a sceptre adorned with a chicken leg, and a crown with chicken nuggets for jewels... Someone usually tries to eat it confusing it with something made of real food rather than decorative plastic. *shamefully looks away* >//v//>

AAAANYWAAAY as the massive champion managed to step off the "4-wheeled throne" of sorts, he hefted his weight off the road and into my direction... Yes he pinned me up against a flyer and a wall... And yes it was a bit of personal space invasion... But when a massive water balloon of warmth almost smothers you and you have already seen your own life flash before your eyes once that day, you just kind of roll with it. Heh heh, guess i wont be able to afford food at this resturant for a while."

artwork by  k-n3ko
characters are myself and  k-n3ko
pokemon belongs to gamefreak and nintendo