IT IS SO FANCY
IT IS SO VERY FANCY
I JUST MIGHT NEED A SECOND MONOCLE
YIPPEEEEE

I've got a cup of tea and a crumpet or two
my tophat is on and i'm looking at you
drinking some wine from a fancy glass
reading the paper, peace and quiet at last

diana get my pipe
and my tobacco
dear i need a light
where did i put my matches
jesus christ
i need some visine drops
for my eyes

yes yes
indeed
quite right

by the way its a beautiful day
and i'm feeling so gay in my dapper attire
ive got a sword and a cane
and fancy things
dangling on my monocle
pip pip cheerio
and a howdy doo to you
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
i really have to pee
and i broke my knee

look at that poodle go
it has a little fro
and oh my god it has a tiny little top hat on
INDEED

oh my god
that is so fancy
i just might need
a second monocle (x2)

1 2 buckle my shoe
3 4 shut the door
5 6 pick up the sticks
7 8 lay them GAY
9 10 thats big ben
look over there a ballpoint pen
ball-ball-ball-ball-ball-ballpoint pen
uuuuuuuuh

diana get my pipe
and my tobacco
ive been waiting all this time
i just found my matches
oh indeed
i must confess
this is a sativa strain of marijuana