Who wants more slapped together doodles? No one? Too bad! ( ᐛ )و
I promise I'll start uploading actual pieces soon. I've nearly broken out of art block.

I just saw the angry birds movie and I'l give you one guess as to who my favorite character was. I'm honestly disgusted by how predictable I am.


Anyway this is my bald eagle bab, Louie Swanson.

He enlisted into the military right after graduating college and became a cook for the mess hall. Unfortunately he kept having really severe allergic reactions to something (even going into anaphylactic shock one time) every few days. None of the medical personnel could figure out what it was. They ended up discharging him until he could figure out his allergy because erupting into random coughing and sneezing fits is a wee bit unsanitary.

He's a very proud kind of guy, and was so insulted by being discharged that he ended up taking a job as a high-school coach instead. He was actually in shape when he was younger, but his "passion for the culinary arts" (i.e eating) kind of caught up with him. You know those really hefty coaches that look like they haven't done a sit-up in a decade? That's basically him. Though he's actually surprisingly fit. Just don't ask him to run.

On top of coaching tennis and teaching P.E. classes, he also teaches English. Though everyone at the school jokes about how he would be better off as a Theater teacher because of how dramatic he is. He considers himself a poet, and will use every excuse to recite a poem or quote a play during class. Despite only serving for a couple of months as a military cook, he claims to be some kind of war hero that won many battles. He's also a raging hypocrite when it comes to health and nutrition.

He's a big ham and I love him.