I honestly don't know what I did to deserve such wonderful things like this, but I received this today from the incomparable  jdptheshapeshifter . I would have gotten it sooner, but UPS is the absolute shits and never fails to bungle a delivery.

But that's not relevant. What IS relevant is how adorable, snuggly and amazing this thing is. Just... thanks, you guys. You are all so perfectly wonderful. I'm grateful to know each and every one of you so much.