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A sad and wistful tale, this, about a wolf who tried and failed, and drove all his traffic away. Take it as a lesson, all you who believe in updating! Sung to the tune 'Miss Otis Regrets' ... take it away, boys.
Original lyrics (C)1934 by Cole Porter, who is probably spinning in his grave now and would make an excellent source of energy and help in the fight against global warming. Next time I shall pastiche Mozart and we'll be able to replace five oil-fired power stations. Mozart. Mmm. Did you know his balls were chocolatey?
No websites were harmed in the making of this parody.
oOoMetassus regrets, he's unable to post today, madam,
Metassus regrets, he's unable to post today.
He is sorry to treat you this way,
but last evening a great new website he made, madam,
Metassus regrets, he's unable to post today.
When he sobered and found that his shiny new website was poor, madam,
He ran to the old one and hoped it was okay,
And on 3G from the centre of the town,
He FTP'd in and he pulled the new site down, madam,
Metassus regrets, he's unable to post today.
When the members in vain tried to log on the site and failed, madam,
They googled for something better and went away,
He lost them all and scowled,
He lifted up his hairy head and howled, madam......
Metassus regrets, he's unable to post today.
Metassus regrets, and will IM you later, okay?oOoOriginal lyrics (C)1934 by Cole Porter, who is probably spinning in his grave now and would make an excellent source of energy and help in the fight against global warming. Next time I shall pastiche Mozart and we'll be able to replace five oil-fired power stations. Mozart. Mmm. Did you know his balls were chocolatey?
No websites were harmed in the making of this parody.
Category Poetry / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 119 x 120px
File Size 339 B
You don't have nothing better to do? Okay, rather hilarious, I laughed as I read this. Although, I am unfortunate to not to know the original song... or maybe it's a blessing, because I can't really sing, you saved many people from a rather horrible experience by choosing a song I don't know.
Anyway, hilarious. I laughed. Nice work, just perfect little treat for this time. Well done.
Anyway, hilarious. I laughed. Nice work, just perfect little treat for this time. Well done.
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