I know where I'd take you ;)

Physically or anatomically?

which ever cums first darling ;)

Oooh, let's find out. I'm all for satisfying curiosity...

You dressed as Zigzag?

whoa, wait what? the rolling papers?

Of course.

Heh, I can only wonder...

*clings to you*

-Picks you up clear off the floor- You're really light.

Well, I am a girl.

I've met a few girls that were heavy, but it could also be the fact I'm really strong.

I don't think I'm heavy.

I never said you were

So then it's not the fact that you're really strong, as you surely don't need a lot of help to lift me.

Err... well... I... DAMN IT! Now you've gone and confused me.

Perhaps you should just worry about not dropping me as you carry me to some place nice?

But you don't like flying.

I don't. But that's not the kind of carrying you're doing. :)

Ill give you a lift then a ride

Oooh, that sounds like a proposition...

It will be one of your life

It better be!

*grins and gropes then lifts you up*

*gives you a kiss* Where to?

Hmmmm...lets say...my room?

Do you have a soft bed?

Mm, so soft it will make you want to snuggle the whole damn thing.

Oooh, and any occupants in said bed?

He must be a firefighter, cause we all know you are where the hotness is hehe

Oh my... *blush* Thanks, sweetie!

ooh, I made you blush. And what if I said I realy was a firefighter?

Well, you might just have to carry me to safety...

Would that be the safety and warmth under the bedsheets?

Depends..... Are you in there to, doing things to me?

Of course. After carrying you to safety, I'd give you mouth-to-mouth. Well, mouth-to-somewhere

Oooh, sounds like fun! I'd love to, lead the way!

Heh Zig doesn't look displeased at all!

Oh, I suspect she's quite happy with the situation. It isn't often she gets carried.

hehe Awsome

You know it!

Damn! I sooooo need to get myself a suit and join you. hehe *huggles* We should cht on messenger sometime. :D

One of us, one of us! And I have AIM and SL.

aww that is very sexy dress. or maybe it is a nighty or teddy or baby doll?

Oh, it's a sexy negligee. *winks* I've always liked it, it's one of Zig's best outfits.

aww. *whimpers and paws at it* i wish you where in it. *winks winks*

Oh yes, it's a very cute dress.

*giggles*

Where *I'D* take you is FAR and away removed from where everyone else would take you, you know.

And where might that be? :) I hope not New Jersey...

Nope... to the PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO!

Sounds good to me! *poses for you*

(*Chuckle*)

...and I didn't realize you were on SL too. Love to see you sometime.

I am. :) *smiles* I is a sexy zeebee there.

(*Smiles*) Maybe sometime, then.

<<Izza LION!

A lion, you say?

What? What'd I say?</Joe Pesci>

I wonder if it's a sexy lion avatar. :)

Only one way to find out. No?

I suppose there are two. Interrogation and seeing for myself. :)

Then I'll just have to show you... soon.

Ooooh. :)

I don't want to know.

You don't? Not curious?

*acting like Sergeant Schultz* No, I don't wANt to know. I see nothing, NOTHING!

You don't? But I'm wearing all see through clothing...

THAT red lace dress on Lauren!! wooooo

It's my favorite outfit for her. It fit her perfectly, and it's just see through enough that you can see every stripe on her body.

It's my favorite outfit for her. It fit her perfectly, and it's just see through enough that you can see every stripe on her booty.
...FIX'D

I wanna do thaaaaaat!

Do you think you could pick me up?

I believe I could.... how much you weigh?

A gentlefur never asks this

=^..^=

The forbidden question!

Ya don't have ta answer, darlin'. I could just try and risk breaking my back.

Do you really think I'm that heavy?

No, of course not! I'll bet I can lift you easily. *picks you up off your feet!* See?

And now where will you take me?

How aboooooooooooooout...... to MY room...?

Is it nice and sexy?

Oh yeah..... nice and big and soft.... and covered in satin sheets.

^^the bed is, that is^^

Lead the way, my love!

Yay! *carries you to my room and gently sets you down on the bed covered in black satin sheets and walks over to the light switch and turns it waaaaay down, giving just enough light to see around the room, then walks over to the bed and lays right next to you on my side and passionately kisses you while beginning to run my paw slowly and softly up and down your side from your shoulder to your waist* mmmmmmm.......

Ooh, now this is a well put together bedroom... I'd almost thing you'd decorated with the express purpose of making me want to stay here all night long... *kiss kiss* ;)

hehe Well, yer certainly welcome to, darlin'. *continues my kissing and soft petting* mmmmm....

*snuggles into the sheets and gives you a kiss in return* Got some nice soft music?

Sure do. *goes to the MP3 player and starts Kevin Kern's album "In The Enchanted Garden", and comes back to you and snuggles right next to you resumes kissing you and continues moving my paw up and down your sides slowly* mmmmmmmm.......

Oooh.... *closes my eyes and immerses myself in the music, the feel of your paws on my body* Mmmm... So heavenly....

*continues kissing and moving my paws up and down your sides occasionally carressing your beatiful ass and down your legs, then moves my kissing from your kips down your neck and towards your chest*

Oooh, you know all my sensitive spots... I'm beginning to think this was an ambush... I'm helpless against you...

*chuckles a bit as I kiss over your chest then move downwards towards your bellybutton and begin circling the tip of my tongue in and around it*

You fiend.... *struggles to sit up, but is too happy where I am* Mmm...

hehehehehe *continues kissing and licking your bellybutton for a little bit more, then runs my paws from your sides to between your legs to spread them, then moves my licking and kissing.... down there....*

Oh gods.... *grasps the sheets tightly and whinnies helplessly, trying to keep control of my body as it slowly slips away*

*wraps my arms under and around your legs placing my paws on the insides of your legs to keep them open and continues lapping at your murf and then changes to slowly inserting and removing my tongue repeatedly at different depths, starting shallow.... then deeper.... *

You fiend! *whinnies and whickers as only a lusty mare can, losing control of my body as I start shaking in the warm pleasantness of lovemaking* Mmmmm.... Please don't stop...

*continues licking, kissing and probing your murf..... and begins a mild humming on my mouth*

*starts tearing up as my body totally surrenders control over to you, obeying your every command as if I were a very happy puppet*

ooooohhhhh...... *continues working my mouth over your merf with wet kisses, tongue probes and sensual rhythmic humming..... until you cry out for mercy*

*shivers from several happy moments and nearly passes out from the bliss*

*sees you starting to tire out after a while and ceases my actions on your murf....then crawls over you and meets you nose-to-nose, then kisses you passionately on the lips and looks deep into your gorgeous eyes* You likes?

*whinnies and nods weakly, my hand holding your paw as I pant and try and catch my breath, my heart beating quite rapidly*

*pulls your hand up to my lips and kisses the back of it... ...then slowly lays down on the bed next to you and gently places my arm under your neck and head to rest your head on my shoulder and turns you towards my body and holds you close my with my paw slowly and gently massaging your cheek with my thumb, and kisses you on your forehead*

Mmm.... Definitely keeping you around.. :) *gives you a big kiss, bringing our bodies as close as possible*

I am very happy to know that I have pleased you. *bunnykisses you and holds your body close to mine*

Oh yes, you certainly have. :) Do it again, baby. :)

*crawls over your body slowly, covering you from head to hoof and begins licking, kissing and probing your murf once again*

*squeals and hopes that this isn't a dream, because if it was the zebra mare wouldn't wanna wake up*

*continues my action on your murf as I begin a rhythmic low-tone high-bass hum in my mouth*

You devilish rabbit you! You work your evil spell on me!

*chuckles through my humming* *....then raises the volume and intensity of my rhythmic humming and transmits it into your murf*

*moans helplessly as my body loses control again, suffering from pleasure overload as my hooves twitch and my legs flex* Mmmm.... ;)

*continues working over your murf a little while longer until you say you can't take it anymore* mmmmmmmmmm.......

Mmm... :) So sexy... :) *giggles a little and shivers several times as you plum tucker me out* Mm..... Now that's my kind of pickup...

*stops working over your murf and crawls up next to you again and holds you close* *bunnykisses*

You could drain a girl dry with that kind of tongue... *kisses you* Though I still wouldn't complain... :)

You haven't so far, so I guess we're doing good.

Oh yes.... :) You perfect rabbit you! What would I do without you?

....become lonely and depressed while continuing to wait for the next perfect man in your life....? *shrugs* *passionatebunnykiss on your lips* Thankfully, you don't have to worry about that, darlin'.

Mmm.... Much much better. :) *snuggles* So many lovely boys, so little time. :)

hehehe *snuggles wit you*

*feels your butt*

MMMMmmmm..... *flexes it at your touch and mildly wiggles my cottontail* Bunny liiiiiiikes....

Mmmm... :) *squeezes your butt a few more times, then reaches around to play with your tail* :) It's a feisty one!

tee-hee-hee-hee *wiggles my cottontail in your hand*

*sits on you and plays 'whack a mole' with your bunny tail* :) Got it! ;)

*MEEP!* Oh yea?? *raises my paws and starts tickling your sides!*

EEP!!! *squirms helplessly* :) Oh noes!!!!

*rolls us over 180 degrees to sit on top of you and continue tickling your sides!*

Oh noes!!! You've trapped me! Whatever will I do????

*stops...... shrugs...... then resumes tickling your sides*

*is torn between wanting to escape and wanting to stay right here*

*ceases tickling your sides and bunnykisses you on the lips and gently rubs my nose against yours looking into your eyes* .....hi.

Such a loving special bunny... :) *clings to you*

Such a gorgeous loving precious zebra... *holds you close and tight and nuzzles your cheek with my nose* mmmeeeeeepppp....

I'm precious? :) *giggles* :)

*bunnykisses you* Very.

WOOHOO! :)

You know it!

Pffff......no-one picked me up and carried me off....
Lucky girl!

Oh, I know a few extra tricks you can probably learn... I do teach what I know, upon request..

Miss Joharra...should we ever meet at a con...expect your tax to be waiting.

Oooooohhh.....things are looking up already. *snugs*

He said he's going to tax you. Maybe it's the booty tax?

I wish I was that bold. :O

Carry me?

hehe, sure. x3 *opens arms* But I doubt I could muster the guts to just sweep a random fur off her feet at a con. Heck, I can barely work the courage to talk to new people online. XD

Well...if it were me, all anyone would see would be a streak of blue hair and the luvly Lauren Rivers would ne'er be seen again....ok, at least for a few hours.

Maybe it'd be easier if I had a suit of my own.... A mask seems to make me bolder.

Oooh, is that a promise?

It would have been at FC if I wasn't such a camera whore. In fact, I missed out on a lot of mischief on the account of vanity. I won't make that mistake again at the next con I attend.....and you my blue haired belle are at the top of the list.

I like to have a little bit of both, pose for a photo, then grope a butt. :) It's fun to get some of each, fun and glamour. :)

*grins* I am? :) Oooh, I feel special now. :)

I"m sure you could work it out...

Maybe if I had a suit of my own. Everything is easier in a mask.

Oh yes. :)

then again I've never ever thought I'd be one day considering a fursuit of my own.......

Just a few months ago it feels like I still thought you guys were creepy. D:

We infected you!

I believe you did! But it's ok! Because I know I'm still way too lazy and procrastinative to ever get my shit together and plan a trip to a furcon. I can't even do it for a regular con!

You know you want to. :) If you don't, it'll drive you MAD!

Undoubtedly, so that's why I'll be going to Anime North. :p

Sorry, you won't get to corrupt me further.

YET.

You're like a dog chasing cars!

What would you even do with me if you found me at a furcon, hmm?

Not with. To, and how many times.

Maybe if I hadn't seen you without your fursuit on. x3

Pfft. I'm a hot zebra, you know that. :)

And now I remember why I used to think you guys can be creepy. :P

*kisses you* :) Nah, we're just lovable.

Only by definition because you're big and fluffy.

*laugh* Oohh Very Pretty photo =^^=

Thank you!

Lucky guy!

Hehe, someone got to party alot it seems. o.o

What are you saying?

Nothing! o.o Just that um... you had fun and that nobody at all was copping a feel.

Oh, plenty of people were, I demand it. :)

Oooooh, it's required? That's neat! ^.^ Mandatory groping, hehe.

Indeed, I insist! People must see how sexy I am!

But it's not hard to see that.

Ah, but they need tactile confirmation.

MROWl hey when do I get to swipe u off ur feet and give u a amazing time ^^

Whenever you come and scoop me off my hooves! ;)

mrowl hmm ^^ hehe

*runs my hoof against your leg*

*mrowl and purrs* uh my ^^

You know under this dress I'm naked?

really now, I had NO idea, I wonder if anything more then close friend will happen when we see each other next ^^

Well, we'll just have to see how well Lauren and Byakko get along. :)

Awww...Ziggy looks both surprised and hapy ^^ God I love that suit Zig-zag's awesome ^^

Isn't she, though? :) *grins and kisses you*

*Blushes in surprise* HEY! What was that for?

For being so sweet!

hehe, i wish that had been me

Think you could pick me up and not drop me?

the only place i could drop you is on a bed ;)

*Pulls yer tail* Hey you owe me for stealing a kiss there

You going to steal it back?

I don' think my fox would let me But I can steal your TV instead

That's a raccoon thing. :P And I'll give you a kiss... *pecks you on the cheek*

*Giggles* I still like you in your Zebra suit better

Oh, I love my zebra. :) She's my favorite right now. :)

All heil the Zebra suit ^^

Go Lauren! :)

I asume you have a lot of different suits eh?

I do, though I'm going to probably dump the old cheap generic ones I have to make room for new ones.

I'd kill to be in that fellow's position. :)

Think you could pick up a zebra? :)

Probably, but I'd prefer a tigerskunk. ;)

Aww...

I know I'm sounding like a fanboy, but Zig Zag's really my all-time favourite. ^.^

She's interesting enough as a character as it is already, of course, but combined with the depth that James Bruner gave her in his story, and combined with the absolutely astounding work Scribblefox did on the, *and* combined with the way you (from what I've been told, anyway) bring her to life... seriously, how could anyone not love her? ^^

I've heard that the James Bruner story isn't all that deep, though I admit I haven't read it.


But yeah, Scribble did a great job on the suit, and most people have given me very nice comments on the suit. :)

I'm not sure. It's been a long while since I read the story, so maybe it's gotten worse, but I liked it. :) And I think it added a new dimension to Zig Zag, too - it made her more than a horny porn star (or even a horny porn star with a troubled childhood).

And yes, he did. :D

Yeah, I had the impression it was a very mary sue fanfic, though admittedly I haven't really read it.

*dances sexy* Though one day you must see my performance firsthand.

It is, but there's nothing wrong with Mary Sues per se. ;)

MMMmm! *eyes your delicious curves as you dance sexily* And yes, I'll definitely have to. ^_^

Eh, Mary Sue stories generally meet with my disapproval. :P

*makes you come and see me so you can watch me dance*

MMMMmm. :)

Awww...don't say that! Furries don't kill people

You mean I shouldn't say that? :)

Well, whatever you say! There's no bodies, you can't prove anything! ^^

Exactly ^^ So let's juz fluff around and me happy :P

i know where'd i'd run to with ya

Oh? Do tell!

omg zigzag the sexytigerskunk i love her you look sexy cutee

Tee hee. :) Furfright was a fun con. :)

he he it looks like it

Hangs off zigzag you dumb homosapien man she mine