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Also free stoned art, rather then making a new journal for it I'll just do it here.
Rules
One: make me laugh.
Second let me know what you want, ref's and the like. Please keep it clean.
that's all, I'll do first come first served.
Also free stoned art, rather then making a new journal for it I'll just do it here.
Rules
One: make me laugh.
Second let me know what you want, ref's and the like. Please keep it clean.
that's all, I'll do first come first served.
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There was artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized
in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece
for several months now. His model showed up and, after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had
been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she
could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I
can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in
the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he
heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your
clothes off!"
in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece
for several months now. His model showed up and, after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had
been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she
could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I
can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in
the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he
heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your
clothes off!"
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