Name: Douglas Fir

Species: Eurasian Beaver

Age: 67

Likes: Woodcrafting, Art, Drama Shows, His beard/moustache, Happy customers, Going to movies, Karaoke

Dislikes: Mean people, Impatience, Negativity, Creepers, Thieves, Plagiarism

Favorite Food: Brochette

Occupation: Woodworker

Birthplace: European Union (Currently in Sweden; Previously in Quebec)

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Tripartite Chained Maces and Woodcrafted Arsenals (2 Juggernauts, 5 Sky Bombers, 3 Tanks, 4 Arbalests, and 6 Ballistas)

Title: Deity of Wood

Fursonal Quote: "Y'all have a nice day now, ya hear?"

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Mr. H: "Holy shit! That's some beard he got there! Eer, sorry. Heh, this guy is Douglas Fir from Europe. He is one of Hardwood's three uncles. Yep, him, along with Coast Redwood and Bigtooth Aspen, are his three uncles. Anyways, I gotta hand it to Douglas. He sure got some skills when it comes to wood. Hell, his chained maces is one thing, but his arsenal of woodcrafted weaponry is the real deal. This guy must've took his whole time off his job working on them. A gentle and friendly beaver, yet dangerous and lethal. I did mention he has a really huge beaver butt, right? Also, you probably noticed the initials on his belt buckle saying "P.A.W." You really wanna know what that stands for? It's an acronym for "Pop A Woody"."