I think i might be a terrorist

You're under arrest! Anything you say can and will be used against you. You will tell me everything you know, under penalty of torture!

Sexy ^^

Are you a witness?

because i saw this ?

Is that a joke? *cuffs you and takes you into the interrogation room* What did you see?

Just a beautiful women like you looking for a kind man lilke me < 3

*gropes you* Tell me everything you know!

*moans a bit *well our beautiful and wanting a man to love you ^^ lol so i am a kind guy in fa and in rl and likes a women of your stature ^^

ooooh ooooooh me me me. I have lots of info hidden.

What do you know about this package?

Oh......hmmm nothing really. Looks perfectly normal and innocent to me.

Well, it's got your fingerprints all over it, and it was left unattended at the airport. You're facing some pretty serious charges...

Surely there is some way we can make this all go away though. Maybe I can work off my punishment while imprisoned under your house

Maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement... What do you have to offer?

Well lets see there is enthusiasm, a warm muzzle, zeal, a cute rump, passion, and a strong hard horn. oh and there is a second one on my head besides that one. Plus there is always

You're a unicorn?

*nods* So see I'm innocent and pure

We'll see about that.. *snaps my rubber glove*

*checks to make sure it isn't an arm length one*

And if it is?

*looks a little worried* Then I think I should start begging

*squeezes your butt to see if you're hiding anything*

*whinneys* My you are playful. I'm not sure how we never met before.

Probably because Pre 2009 I wasn't on FA. :)

No wonder the sun seems brighter and from the sounds of things my rump soon free of contraband

Oh my. :) *giggles*

*grins* I can be a shameless flirt

Nothing wrong with that. :)

IDK i have been slapped a few times. Though it hurt so good

Sometimes it's worth it. :)

Wow..... I really do like you you are super

Super duper? :)

Super cool baby super cool

you gonna search me? :)

Strip search, if I must!

*blushes and giggles*

I has been bad too....looks like you have your work cut out for you.

I might just have to use my advanced techniques on you... *takes you into a small room*

I've been trained to resist torture, do your worst.

We shall see.... *cuffs you behind your back*

You KNOW you can search me ANY day....

First I must begin by removing your clothing! *pushes you into the interrogation room and strips you naked, your entire body out for my inspection*

*just stands there with my arms and paws above my head waiting for your patdown.... aaaaand whatever else you decide to do*

*touches every inch of you with my paws, making sure I get the spot between your legs and both of your butt cheeks* :

MMMmmmm.... It's loaded, but it's safe.

You brought a loaded weapon in here? I must disarm it! *presses my body against you to drain you of your precious fluids*

OOOHHHH WOOOWW.... MMMRRR.....

I'm willing to take one for the team! *rides you like a pony until you spasm and momentarily appear to be drained* That'll teach you to point that thing at me!

oooooOOOAAAHHH!! *pants heavily with a very rapid heartbeat* Here endeth the lesson, ma'am! *pants* I never knew getting strip searched could be such fun...

Now to find out what else you know.... *takes you into a motel room and cuffs you to the bed* Are you now, or have you ever been a hare?

Nope. I'm a naughyloveybunny. Next question pls?

You know, the more you cooperate, the faster I might have to let you go...

*stares into your eyes, and smirks* ...... I know.....

You want me to release you back into the population? Or are you trying to make me think you're cooperating so I'll keep you longer?

Turthfully, this hare would rather be interrogated by you. The population (weird peeplz!) iz scary!

*sits on your legs and leans in close* Tell me everything you know...

MMMmmmm.... Where do you wish for me to start, Agent Rivers?

Tell me your turn ons!

Kissing, cuddling, hugging, massages, soft fur, silk, satin.... having my tuft scritched and my footpaws rubbed....

I happen to do all of those things for you as much as you want... :)

Awww... My most favorite is having my chest tuft scritched for a looooong loooong time.

Oooooh.... *starts to scritch there for you, my hair falling on your chest as I lean over*

*tilts my head back allowing you the best access to my chest tuft and breathes deeply and slowly enjoying the scritching* AAahhhh......

*uses my other hand to support your head and give you kisses*

mmmmmmm.... *kisses you slowly and passionately feeling totally calm and relaxed from your kisses and the scritches on my chest tuft*

*gives you a huge kiss, the kiss to end all kisses, and then sits on top of you* :)

mmmmmrrrrrrr....... *breathing deeply and slowly, totally calm from the delicate passionate kissing and scritching, and looks into your georgeous eyes* That felt so wonderful, Agent Rivers...

I suppose you're mostly harmless...... Shall I find you your clothes and release you... To my place? :)

Sounds good to me, Special Agent.

*locates your clothes* Now, follow me to my car... Though if you want your clothes back, you'll have to earn them... At my place.. ;)

Sounds good to me. *follows you to the car and gets in*

*is momentarily distracted by a naked sexy bunny in my car*

*thinks about doing some sexy stretches, flexes and poses, but doesn't want the driver too distracted, so I just sit in the passenger seat looking cute*

*gets us to my house, and then leads you inside. I lock your clothes in the safe, and smile at you* Now.... For every time you make me happy, I'll give you one thing to wear. :)

MMMMmmmm... Sounds like a great challenge. What would you wish for me to do first, Special Agent?

Go into the kitchen and fix something yummy to eat... I'll watch. *grins*

Hmm.... *thinks..... then goes to the kitchen and finds all the ingredients to fix a delicious chicken curry* My favorite.

*watches you cooking while nekkid* Mmmmm... So hawt...

*wiggles my bum and cottontail at random intervals while cooking until dinner's ready, then sets a plate of the curry in front of you at the table* Lemme know what'cha think, ma'am.

*munches* Mmmmm... This is good. :) I think it's worthy of a sock. ;) *gives you one sock* Just so you know, underwear and pants will be the last thing you get. ;)

Well, you DID say a piece of clothing. hehehe *puts the sock on my right footpaw, then moves behind you at the dinner table and begins slowly massaging you shoulders* What would you like me to do next, Special Agent?

Have I ever told you how sexy a man is when he's just wearing socks? I think I'd like you to... Select a beverage for us to share....

Hmm..... *walks back into the kitchen (wiggling my cottontail and bum at you!) and grabs some vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup and milk and uses the blender to whip up a smooth chocolate milkshake, then pours it into a tall soda fountain glass and tops it with whipped cream and a cherry and puts two straws in it and places it between us at the table* * at you and bends one of my ears at you in a waving motion and bunnygiggles*

Oooooh. :) *sips it* Oooh, that's definitely worth a sock. :) *hands you your other sock, taking a picture of you for later* :) Mmmm..... Now that's a good milkshake... Your next task is to select a dress for me to wear. :)

*walks to your closet and searches thru it.... and picks out a beautiful blue dress that matches your gorgeous long blue hair* How 'bout this one, ma'am?

Hmmm.... *tries it on and models it, and nods* I think you can have your shirt back.... If you put it on slow... *dangles it in front of you* :)

*slowly and gently takes my shirt from your hand and puts it on very slowly and very sexy for you, and slowly buttoning it up to the last two buttons, since my tuft prevents those from being buttoned* *puts my paws together underneath my chin and tilts my head slightly to the right and smiles, giving you a cute look* What would you like me to do next, Secret Agent? >:oB

I think you should take a girl to her bedroom and service her.. :) And maybe a nice back rub... Then you can have you underwear and pants... Though whether you go or throw them all back on the floor and stay will be up to you...

*picks you up and carries you in my arms to your bedroom and slowly removes all of your clothing and proceeds to kiss every inch of the front of your body, and then turns you over to massage your back, legs, arms and shoulders, then kisses every inch on your backside*

Mmmmmm.... ;) *lifts my tail for you to finish the massage... Internally. :)

MMMMmmmmm..... *my heart beats much faster at the new view to get the blood flowing, and slowly positions myself over you and begins some slow, deep, rhythmical.... internal massaging....* aaaaaahhhhhhhh.....

*my eyes widen and then relax as my face takes on a pleased expression, my body slowly relaxing as you remove all the tension from my body, from the inside....* Mmmm... Now this is the best interrogation I've had in a while....

*continues working my lapine magic within you to relax you even further, and kisses you on the back of your neck and shoulders* Maybe you should be interrogate me more often, Special Agent Rivers.

*whinnies loudly, my hands clutching the sheets as my body enjoys your attentions, and matches your actions with my own, bringing our bodies together over and over again* Mmmmm... I should... After all, how can I know you're keeping your nose clean unless I regularly check in on you?

My thoughts exactly. *continues kissing the back of your neck and shoulders and massaging you internally at a very slow and pleasurable pace letting this last as long as possible....* ....you're so gorgeous, Special Agent....

Maybe I should give you something else to wear... Perhaps an anklet so you can't leave my house... ?

That would be tempting.... but only..... if you would take on the additional role.... of "Private Investigator".

To investigate every nook and cranny in your bunny body?

*cute and innocent face* Them would be my privates. hehehe

Ooooh... :) I might have to keep an open case file on that... *giggles and smiles* Methinks maybe you won't want your pants back... *giggle*

*bunnygiggles* Maybe not until the morning, in any case. *slowly takes my shirt off and lays next to you and cuddles with you*

I wish all my cases were this much fun.... *squeezes your butt some more* :)

MMMmmmmm...... bunny likes his butt squeezed.... *moves a paw over behind your butt and squeezes it slowly multiple times while still holding you close*

Oooh.. What else do you like squeezed?

*bunnyiggles* umm..... just my *bleeep!*

Well, I'm already squeezing that in my girl parts...

Then bunny is quite happy. *resumes my slow massaging of your internal girl parts again*

Mmm.. Am I your prisoner, or are you mine? :)

*cutebunnysighs* That's a good question, ma'am. Sure seems like a reversal of roles has taken place hasn't it?

Why don't we just hold each other hostage? :)

*holds you tight and close not letting you go* Sounds good to me.

mmmm, you can handcuff me anytime.

*pulls out my riding crop* I have reason to believe you're withholding information I need...

with that picture you can have a whole herd of stallions (including this one) wanting to be 'caught'

What can you tell me about the residue I found on this glass?

Well that wouldn't be mine as this stallion doesn't drink beer. It could be anything though but I am innocent I tell you.

Well, there isn't beer in this container, it's poison! Where did you get it, you fiend? *rips open your shirt and grabs your chest* Tell me...

*whickers as his chest is grabbed* P p poison? What would a simple horse as me want with poison? I know of no one I want to cause harm or murder here. I am still innocent I tell you.

I'll have to investigate further... *tosses you on the bed and starts kissing you* Even if I have to explore you on the inside!

*nickers as he is tossed on to the bed* Are all the agents this personal though with their searches? *looking and watching the zebra*

I'm the one asking the questions.... *gropes your chest*

*shuts his muzzle rather quickly, while the hairs on his mane and tail fizzle up as if he had been hit by lightning by her groping of him. Little whickers can be heard it seems from the shut muzzle*

Mmmm... *gives you a big kiss* You look so adorable when you're being interrogated.

*blushes rather fiercely at both the comment and the reception of the kiss, still a bit lost as to what to say towards the sexy zebra interrogater.*

Now.... Have you ever been a stud before? *raises an eyebrow*

*Still blushing and not sure if he can speak to her after his first reply resulting in the groping he just shakes his head at her. He might be further embrassed by the fact that he seems to have quite a hard on wanting out of his pants, surprisingly for such a small equine as he is.*

I see you're hiding something from me... *takes off your pants* How do you explain this?

*for a moment he looks to be at a loss of words but then regains composure* That is the result of being interrogated by a mighty fine looking zebra agent? Though it is beginning to hurt as it needs some release.

Well, we'll just have to do something about that, won't we? *starts groping you*

*nods as his hard on begins to push up against the zebra as she gropes him, it getting even harder still as well causing the stallion to wince a bit*

*gives you a big kiss and starts to make out with you* I'll have to conduct an intense... Physical... *kiss kiss* Inspection of... Your body... :)

*nickers and neighs upon having his body being 'inspected' by the zebra agent until it seems the pony gives and results in the both of them in a sticky mess.* I am sorry about that.

*collects the mess in a sample container* Mmmm, I would've had to collect a DNA sample anyhow. :)

*nickers and looks at the zebra* Um for what means? I thought this would have proved I was innocent?

Oh, I have many charges against you..... Failing to pleasure a federal agent, for one... You will have to argue most vehemently against that one, I assure you. :)

I I will? and please give me mercy it was my first time pleasing another equine I will do anything for you to not have to argue. (yes I don't do this much)

*gives you a kiss* I'll give you a second chance... maybe. :)

all right now your a hot FBI pony

*takes you into the interrogation room*

have I done something wrung

Let's find out! *sits on your lap and playfully smacks you*

thats it your going to get it now

tacks his paws and starts tickling you

EEEK! :)

hehe you can't get away

*runs like a maniac*

gets up and runs after you laughing

I think DarkStar's done some naughty things...you could interrogate her

*puts a foam ball on her horn* Must make you properly prepared for interrogation...

You know, I could just reach up and take the ball off? *offers hooves for cuffs*

No playing with your ball! *cuffs you behind your back* And no enjoying it!

I wont enjoy it if you don't enjoy it!...and I bet you will

*starts 'torturing' you* :)

(sarcastically) dont! Oh please! not that!

Oooph! wait, do *that* again

*continues, ever so gently, but stronger as I continue*

*whinnies*

*snugs you* :)

*purrrrs and snugs back as much as the cuffs let me*

Oh yish, that works out for you perfectly, the Female Boob Inspector ; )

Are you hiding female boobs from me? *pokes you*

*grins and lifts his shirt for you to see his male buffed chest* hehe, no, but Muscular man boobs

*plays with them* Oooh! So tender!

*grins and flexes then* Hehe, you like alot?

I do! *snuggles you*

*takes off his shirt and snuggles you back with his torse nakedness*

uh please arrest me, and put me in cuffs.... hehe ^^

*sticks you in a small interrogation room, cuffed to a chair* Where to begin...

anywhere u like... mrowl ^^

Tell me where you hid the microfilm! *grabs your ass*

I'll never talk.... hehe

Yes you will.... *starts to make love to you* Or I'll stop.

hehe hmm I think might take sometime ^^

Tell me what you know...

what straight to it, and no introduction... come now... hehe ^^

I'm hoping you'll hide things from me so I can force them out of you... Several times...

hehe more then u know ^^

*rides you like a pony* Tell me all!

NEVER..... MROWL ^^

*tortures you by riding you like a pony til you neigh for mercy*

thats one sexy agent *puts hands out waiting to be cuffed* :P

You know what you did, admit it! *cuffs you*

heavens preserves us all.

*arrests you for being suspicious* I'm taking you downtown...

This is because I'm canadian, isn't it?! This is typical racial profiling!

What are you gonna do about it?

I'll write an angry letter!

But how can you do that with a hand stuck in a mitten? *puts mittens on your hands and straps them on tight*

um... I'll ask nicely for someone else top pen it for me?

But how can you ask if you've got a ball gag in your mouth? :) *fits one on you*

Hrf frrrmph mrphr!

Oooooh i hope theres a strip search involved and that hooves will be used.

Are you saying you'd like me to pat you down with my hooves?

Hehe. Mayyyyyyybe. *smooch* You can always show me your version of "indepth interrogation*

*feels you up, and gropes every inch of you with my hands*

Ohhhhhh baby!

My My, You seem like everybody wants to be interigate by you

Shall I question you, as well?

OO; No thanks. After all we are partners I'm no treat.

Oh, that's right. :) Care to help me?

Will I only intergate females, you can handle the males on your own, lol

I bet my techniques are more effective.

Oh i think i need a patdown *giggles*

*takes you into the interrogation room* What do you know about the bomb?????

It might be in my pants *chuckles*

*conducts a fully body cavity search*

oh My make sure i aint hiding anything right up in there

I plan to make sure you're not hiding anything anywhere. :) *explores your mouth with my tongue*

i know some more places u can explore with your toung

Oohh.... Is that consent to a full body cavity search? :)

Can we just skip the contest and say i win hee hee

What's the matter, hiding something? ;) *giggle*

your going to have to find out aint you

*feels around in all the soft spots* :)

*giggles*