Wow... Florida Man sounds like the worst superhero ever!

Don't do it please! You'll start a new meme! XD

Killer meme star?

God damnit Florida

The heat man....it does things to ya... x.x





At least thats my guess since I live in eastern PA. =P

Don't forget the time he was caught flailing a Klingon sword at the Fort Lauderdale intersection. Or when he attacked a quadriplegic with a fish. Or when he tried to cash in a $368 billion dollar check because he wanted to build a 80 million square foot Italian restaurant underwater capable of holding 30 million eaters(my personal favorite). FLORIDA MAN AWAY!!!!

Florida - Tornado country as of 2005.

Well, I know where I'm spending my vacation when I get a visa.

Obligatory https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98

"What's the deal with Flowadah?"

*laugh track plays*

Get me out of here...

Ill tell the cat that. Prepare for a hot extract

If Vanessa is doing the 'hot extraction'... Well. I'll let you imagination do it's work, :3

As a Floridian for 5 years, I can confirm all of this.

Because we have one of the biggest national tabloids, and with the Sunshine laws anyone can pull up any criminal record they desire.

what happened to florida is that the craziest and dumbest inbred white trash ultra conservative nut jobs took over. They also elected a known medical con man felon as their senator and relax a lot of regulatory laws that protected people and the environment from pollution. So after drinking enough lead listening to enough talk radio and being all down with sexism racism and cutting all sorts of funding for education ... Yeah that that really all explains it

The more you know °rainbows°

I spent the first 13.5 years of my life there... *shakes head sadly*

I've lived in Florida all my life and it seriously sucks xDDD

SAME THE DRIVERS SUUUCCCCKKKKK

So true!

My friend and I have a game we play called "fake or Florida headline". It's incredibly difficult.