AND YOU LET PEOPLE STAY IN YOUR FUR WITHOUT CHARGING THEM RENT?

THE HORRORS YOU MUST SEE....OH GAWD

[Meanwhile in PDs place] *plays Until Dawn and finds all clues and totems in one play through*

Luckly i can close my eyes! D:

Hides the Visine

B... but! D:

At least you don't need contacts X3

I'm sorry you saw what you saw, but she wanted to try something new and I didn't know that tutu was so small. And don't get me started on the unicorns.

I can understand the Tutu and the unicorns BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WIFFEL BATS?!? D:

It was for the King Arthur roleplay.

....Sooo when ya had the furcon in your fluff.. and that growing society in there... You saw every bit of dirtiness they did there o.o.. .How many eyes did you have to bleach?

All! ALL OF THEM!

in my defence, those gerbils get pretty wild after a few vodka shots

And the Spacenip! Not forget the Spacenip!

yup :]
*vacuumcleans his cabin in the nude*

AHH! Stop that! Get clothes on! Dx

*has sex with the vacuum cleaner*

Dosn´t that hurt!? >3<

not if you use the lowest setting! 8D

. 3. **gets a laser pointer**

*All eyes looks to teh point*

SHINY! WE MUST CATCH!

not the reaction I was expecting... but the entertainment value is greater this way, as there wont be angry giant space moths with millions of eyes trying to kill me... GET THE SHINY!!

SHINY!

*try to catch it and crash into everything*

... owie... ;.;

teehee. silly

Damn those are a lot of eyes dude XD

Thanks, talking feet!

has made his house in said fluff out of shadows that poke said eyes whenever they try to peep*

OWIE! Stup that!

then stop peepin!

I bet all those eyes are just us within your fluff! :D All the residence all staring to defend their home o3o.

*a machete poke out of your fluff* >8V FOR MOFF-TAH!!!

Great cookie! I have my own army now? O3O

>8V *slays all intruders*

....I've got to say it....EYE EYE EYE!!!!!There got THAT out!!!

Stop poking them!

interesting.
And NO, you cannot have my sandvich

B... but sammich! D:

Gimme!

Uhm.. *gets really nervous* You've... got.. a LOT of eyes.. isn't that..

*trails off and shivers a bit*

that's just way creepy you know?

But... but these are just eyes! ... lotz of them!

Most people i know have... not-that-many eyes...

Stupid eartbound creatures and thier two eyed faces! :I

Hey! I'm not stupid! and I'm a dragon thank-you-very-much!

Dragon? DRAGON! :D

*absorbs you into fluff*

WAAAH! *struggles to stay outta the absorb-o-fluff*

*cries out for halp*

*YOu fall into Fluff-city where verything is there. Even a shop for soap*

*stares blankly as i fall* Uuuh....

OOMPH! *hits the ground, butt first*

If you have ever watched the Simpson's Movie... "Jabby Jabby Jab Jab Jab!" "Jab one more eye and that's a federal crime" Literally the first thing that came to mind was bart just jabbing all the eyes because he found it amusing...

Please don´t! I need those! D:::::::::::::

>~< I wasn't going to do it, it was just a thing I remembered... @~@ I'm sorry

Interesting concept although a character I came up with a few years ago name Sanguine Blod Skral XIII would likely try to vivisect you, several times, by reversing the vivisection with either magic, science, or both. Although he might do it painlessly if you let him do it. Main reason he would do it is to figure out how all those eyes work, how your brain takes in and uses all the visual input, how effective each eye is vision wise, and generally do too not having encountered your species before. Don't worry it won't do any permanent damage or even temporary after he is done. It will be as if it never happened, aside from any samples he keeps, such as a copy of your entire nervous system or a few eyes. Even with the samples you won't be missing anything as the removal would have been canceled out by him reversing the damage done to your body.


I have a fucked up imagination don't I...

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24252569/

oooooooUoooooooo

🎵Eye eye eyes, your eyes hypnotize🎵
🎵And why why why do you stay by my side?🎵
🎵Whoa-oa-oa, why don't you go?🎵
🎵So-o-o, I'd be alone🎵

*dances* ^3^