Me biting an Anti-Personelle mine.
This was supposed to be posted because its funny. Now, its up because someone said I was dead.
No.
Proof.
This was supposed to be posted because its funny. Now, its up because someone said I was dead.
No.
Proof.
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Whoopy's.... err... Darke's NOT to do list:
-Item #245: Anti Personnel Mines ARE NOT EDIBLE!
*Even if the phrase: "In accordance to the prophecy" is in there somewhere.
*Unless you got enough for everybody in your Company
*Even if you got enough for everybody in your Company
*Even if you are the Chaplain of the Church of Atheism
*Even if the Church of Atheism is under attack by the Agnostics
-Item #047: You are not the Chaplain of the Church of Atheism
-Item #013: You are "Private Tomasik" [Citation Needed!] not "Princes Shaniqua"
-Item #048: You may not taunt "ze French"
-Item #049: You may not taunt "ze French" with Anti Personnel Mines
-Item #062: You may not call SAS personnel "Wankers"
-Item #063: You may not call SAS personnel "Wankers" even if they deserve it
-Item #576: You are not authorized to fire your superior officers
-Item #577: "Why?" is not a proper rebuttal to a direct order
-Item #465: Anti Personnel Mines are not to be used as urinal sanitation devices
-Item #094: Sock puppets are not ranked higher than XO's, CO's or even the CiC.
-Item #098: Sock puppets are not authorized to relieve you of your duties while on post.
-Item #057: You are neither King or Queen of Cheese.
-Item #665: "I'm a Little Tea Pot" is NOT cadence.
-Item #089: Vodka, green food coloring, and a “Cool Mint” Listerine® bottle is not regulation personal hygiene product
-Item #032: "I'm drunk!" is not a proper response when referred to or inquired by a superior
and very important:
-Item #678: Pokémon® Master Trainer is not an MOS.
-Item #245: Anti Personnel Mines ARE NOT EDIBLE!
*Even if the phrase: "In accordance to the prophecy" is in there somewhere.
*Unless you got enough for everybody in your Company
*Even if you got enough for everybody in your Company
*Even if you are the Chaplain of the Church of Atheism
*Even if the Church of Atheism is under attack by the Agnostics
-Item #047: You are not the Chaplain of the Church of Atheism
-Item #013: You are "Private Tomasik" [Citation Needed!] not "Princes Shaniqua"
-Item #048: You may not taunt "ze French"
-Item #049: You may not taunt "ze French" with Anti Personnel Mines
-Item #062: You may not call SAS personnel "Wankers"
-Item #063: You may not call SAS personnel "Wankers" even if they deserve it
-Item #576: You are not authorized to fire your superior officers
-Item #577: "Why?" is not a proper rebuttal to a direct order
-Item #465: Anti Personnel Mines are not to be used as urinal sanitation devices
-Item #094: Sock puppets are not ranked higher than XO's, CO's or even the CiC.
-Item #098: Sock puppets are not authorized to relieve you of your duties while on post.
-Item #057: You are neither King or Queen of Cheese.
-Item #665: "I'm a Little Tea Pot" is NOT cadence.
-Item #089: Vodka, green food coloring, and a “Cool Mint” Listerine® bottle is not regulation personal hygiene product
-Item #032: "I'm drunk!" is not a proper response when referred to or inquired by a superior
and very important:
-Item #678: Pokémon® Master Trainer is not an MOS.
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