Many newly-minted boobaphants have questions. Questions like "why am I mostly elephant right now" and "how trunk?" This classic brochure from 1957 has all the answers about how to deal with your unexpected metamorphosis into a perfect fusion of ladytype and pachydermata. Its advice is still useful today!
Fun fact: the artist's model, Lynn Ludd, went on to be the first boobaphant appointed to political office when she became Comptroller of Schools for Weehawken, New Jersey a decade later. Add'l fun fact: note the discrepancy between the seal and the blurb? This brochure is from the period 1956-1961 when the International Morphological Foundation was known as the International Morphological Association, due to the insistence of the Soviet Ministry of Metamorphosis (Министерство Метаморфоза). They never could agree on an updated seal before the Minimeta withdrew from the IMF in 1961 and the old name was restored. Boobaphants are an open species! You can read all about them here!
I successfully perverted a public domain children's railway menu into this, with a very able assist from
-hornbuckle- and her amazing adorable art. Also, FA seriously needs to get pachyderms on the species list. Seriously.
Fun fact: the artist's model, Lynn Ludd, went on to be the first boobaphant appointed to political office when she became Comptroller of Schools for Weehawken, New Jersey a decade later. Add'l fun fact: note the discrepancy between the seal and the blurb? This brochure is from the period 1956-1961 when the International Morphological Foundation was known as the International Morphological Association, due to the insistence of the Soviet Ministry of Metamorphosis (Министерство Метаморфоза). They never could agree on an updated seal before the Minimeta withdrew from the IMF in 1961 and the old name was restored. Boobaphants are an open species! You can read all about them here!
I successfully perverted a public domain children's railway menu into this, with a very able assist from
-hornbuckle- and her amazing adorable art. Also, FA seriously needs to get pachyderms on the species list. Seriously.
Category All / Transformation
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 1280 x 404px
File Size 132.7 kB
"Drank some Boobaphant Juice"?! What may I ask, is that?
Also, so we don't speak of male Boobaphants? I suppose, being male, they wouldn't be BOOB-aphants, per se. Or, for example, if a male drank some of the aforementioned Boobaphant Juice, would he become a female Boobaphant?
These are burning questions. I must know!
Also, so we don't speak of male Boobaphants? I suppose, being male, they wouldn't be BOOB-aphants, per se. Or, for example, if a male drank some of the aforementioned Boobaphant Juice, would he become a female Boobaphant?
These are burning questions. I must know!
It's juice that comes from, or has been contaminated by, boobaphants, clearly! Other than that, I cannot say
As for dickaphants, let's just say that they are a secretive lot because they have trouble finding pants that fit well. Who's to say how many may or may not have gotten their fiddly bits swapped during pachymorphosis? Certainly not this reporter!
As for dickaphants, let's just say that they are a secretive lot because they have trouble finding pants that fit well. Who's to say how many may or may not have gotten their fiddly bits swapped during pachymorphosis? Certainly not this reporter!
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