"Just listen, it was meaningless sex to the both of us and I was drunk but she was sober, TECHNICALLY she was raping me so why don't we just talk this out like rational individuals because I care so much about y-"
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"AWWWWW HELL NO! You did not just label me as a FUCKING BUG! TAKE IT BACK!!!"

These two were actually drawn on two separate pieces of paper, I didn't want to waste anymore and I like how each came out in the end so I edited them together as best as I could. All these commission purchases are going to ruin me someday so I took a short break to it all and provide the material directly. I hope you find it funny and convenient, being submitted just after my latest purchased art; I tried to color it with markers but I realized it came out more shitty than before so I'm sticking with B/W for now. I like the Beetlejuice hair through :P