Was tempted to put this under "pokemon" but I feel like someone would get mad about that, haha

Anyway, yeah. What with the Rowlet pokemon being out and the evolutions being unknown (at least, as far as I know at this point in time), me and friends were making a bunch of jokes about how it could evolve into something resembling Mordecai. So then I thought, well, what if Mordecai just decided to invade the Pokemon world and pretend to be a Rowlet? Y'know, snag up trainers that choose him as a starter, flounce about pretending to be a pokemon, pretty much just be his awful pompous gluttonous doofy self, but with a leafy bowtie.

So yeah in other words, if you have some gigantic Rowlet in your company, might want to make sure it's actually a pokemon and not just a giant owl pretending to be one because he's got the chance.

(still can't wait to see what the evolutions will be, and whether or not that'll mean even more awful things, haha)

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