Probably got it on special order or something. How else best to deal with your delicious quarry who tried to hide in a barrel of grog than pop the cork out, stick a straw in, and get sucking? He can't last forever, probably, and if any bit of him gets stuck in there you bet it's gonna be a one-way trip up that straw and down the gullet, whoops

Alternatively, "fat pirate captain drinks barrel of grog in hopes of also drinking up a certain possum she's ga-ga about gulping", or sommat.

Wasn't sure whether to tag this as vore (since it's possible impending vore) or not, but since it's not happening, then yeah? It's just a ton of drinking done in the hopes of vore happening, haha

Wyatt (the possum) is http://feistydelights.tumblr.com/
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