Alternatively: The Bigger Thing Wants The Smaller Thing, or The Chain Of Wants, or something better than that

So yeah. Bat wants the possum wants the treasure. Maybe it was a trap that was set to catch him? Or he showed up first, and then it was like, wait, what's this feeling of impending doom at my back that I suddenly feel? Cause hey guess what, that pirate captain that wants to eat you is about to attempt a bear hug, and once she's got you like that good luck getting free y'know

Wyatt (the possum) is from http://feistydelights.tumblr.com/
Art is by  sweatpants