Unless, like, you're trying to sweet-talk Marianne into bed or something.

This happens every once in a while with someone trying to flirt with her, or get themselves into bed with a famous pirate captain, or get themselves into a famous pirate captain so they can steal from her or something.

As it turns out, Marianne......really isn't all that interested in sex! So whenever someone starts going on like this, she loses interest in the conversation, then her mind wanders, then it's like oh wait hey, who's this delicious looking person in her grip?

So yeah. Worst case scenario, you've got a quick ride to her stomach. Best case scenario, she'll just wave you off. But whatever you do, don't try and flirt with her to get out of being ate. Compliment her looks, maybe, exploit her vanity, but don't be all flirtatious, cause that won't get you anywhere good. :o

Guest starring:  karps as the potential-date-turned-date-meal
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