Who the HELL keeps leaving these cars all over the place, I swear to god, the next one I see I'm just gonna flat out step on and crush it under my big fat as- oh...right.
When one is as *ahem* sizeable in stature as I, collateral damage gets a little bit more common, y'know like cars, people, the occasional mass squish to try to get into an elevator or two. Giraffes are a notoriously taller species, although I don't think the roads and stores are quite designed to accommodate such a curvaceous figure.
On the plus side I don't think I'm gonna have much of a problem finding clothing.
At this rate of outgrowing them I don't think I'll ever want to attempt trying to squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes ever again!!
When one is as *ahem* sizeable in stature as I, collateral damage gets a little bit more common, y'know like cars, people, the occasional mass squish to try to get into an elevator or two. Giraffes are a notoriously taller species, although I don't think the roads and stores are quite designed to accommodate such a curvaceous figure.
On the plus side I don't think I'm gonna have much of a problem finding clothing.
At this rate of outgrowing them I don't think I'll ever want to attempt trying to squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes ever again!!
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Colour + Character , Lady Kubwa © 
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Giraffe
Size 981 x 1280px
File Size 187.4 kB
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