Heh! Where's he get the old tires from?

He steals them specifically to burn them. I think he likes the smell

Incidentally, that's how I help the environment as well.

...and time to update the ol riot gear

Unless its a time machine it wont help much

Nah, combination of chain-mail and treated spider silk, with flame retardant chemicals, and ballistics polymer over lay, wrists, shins, shins, shoulder, groin, helmet, etc, I'm trying to figure how to get the electrodes into he front end of the shield to make it act as a stun gun if I slam it into someone.

Sides, time machines are impossible.

Technically, only backwards time machines are impossible, machines to travel into the future arent, they're just so unfeasible they border on impossible

There's this fun conundrum occurring in some places where the only thing they have to create energy i.e. electricity is burning coal(coughChinacough). But to stop using it would almost literally stop their energy production. SO they had to look for clean alternatives that would be relatively cheep and quick to implement.

And the one thing they found that would do the trick was....


nuclear!

SO..if you want to clean the atmosphere and stop global warming, the ONLY solution at this point is nuclear!



Also this is the 30th anniversary of Chernobyl!