Having had one too many bottles of milk before climbing into my Little Tikes car, it was almost inevitable that I would get into a wreck. The poor victims of the crash were innocent plushies who just wanted to be loved. Luckily DirtyFox69 was playing police officer and was on hand to take me to time out.
Safety PSA: Drinking and Driving is a serious matter. It can lead to the injury/death of the driver or innocent others. Please call a cab or a friend if you feel that you have had too much to drink and cannot properly and safely drive your vehicle. The people you don't run over that night will thank you.
Featuring:
DirtyFox69
Art by:
Musuko42
Safety PSA: Drinking and Driving is a serious matter. It can lead to the injury/death of the driver or innocent others. Please call a cab or a friend if you feel that you have had too much to drink and cannot properly and safely drive your vehicle. The people you don't run over that night will thank you.
Featuring:
DirtyFox69Art by:
Musuko42
Category Artwork (Digital) / Baby fur
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Drinking is somewhat wonderful. I like rum and I like getting tipsy, but overall I don't really see the point.
I'd like to make fun of the trend in Hannah's Quest III, where there's a resturant that serves potato juice (PG version of Vodka.) The item descriptions says "removes 10 HP" and Hannah asks, "Why would you want to drink something that hurts you?"
The cashier replies, "When you drink enough potato juice, you lose control and do stupid things that you always regret after the juice wears off."
Hannah: "Why would anyone want to do that?"
Cashier: "I don't know, but it's our best seller!"
I'd like to make fun of the trend in Hannah's Quest III, where there's a resturant that serves potato juice (PG version of Vodka.) The item descriptions says "removes 10 HP" and Hannah asks, "Why would you want to drink something that hurts you?"
The cashier replies, "When you drink enough potato juice, you lose control and do stupid things that you always regret after the juice wears off."
Hannah: "Why would anyone want to do that?"
Cashier: "I don't know, but it's our best seller!"
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