Opening v1
[opening music]
Paul Boland: Looking for the most fun you had watching a game show?
Audience: YEAH!!!
Paul: Well, come on in! We've got 5 wonderful stars:
Minerva Mink, Rebecca Cunningham, Amy Rose, Goldie Pheasant, and Lola Bunny.
Two great contestants like Duchess and Jessica Rabbit.
And the guy that makes it all happen, our host: Michael Burger!
[audience applause]
Paul: All here on Match Game!
[audience applause]

Opening v2
[opening music]
Paul Boland: Wanna have the most fun you had watching a game show?
Audience: YEAH!!!
Paul: All you need is a set... and wonderful stars like...
Minerva Mink, Rebecca Cunningham, Amy Rose, Goldie Pheasant, and Lola Bunny.
Two great contestants like Duchess and Jessica Rabbit.
And the guy that makes it all happen, our host: Michael Burger!
[audience applause]
Paul: All here on Match Game!
[audience applause]