Well I mean, okay... *Stooooomps on your face* :3

<:( Aww, you poor Ghost/Dark Type......*tries to lift the giant gem off, but to no avail* URRRGGH!! *struggles with all my might* UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!!......Phew...... *despite my best efforts, I can't even get the stupid thing to budge* No good, I'm just not strong enough......Looks like I'm gonna need some help here......*takes out a Great Ball and tosses it into the air* *it opens and out of it comes a Shiny male Hariyama* Rafiki, there's a big gemstone lying on top of a Pokémon here. I wanna help, but it's just too big for me. Can you help us out?

*Rafiki examines the situation, then nods in agreement and uses HM Move Strength to lift the giant jewel off, allowing me to help you escape*

*continually farts at the trapped Pokemon from my butte* lol

XD Mega Crunchy i unno if more crystals are better :3 ~!

*Hugs and helps you up*

*slowly stomps on the gem, hoping you making cute squishie squeakie noises*

NO that is EXACTLY what will happen...

*push push squish :3*

rip

*pokes you with a stick*

I will trade you the gem for your freedom

(Fuuyo the anthro Sableye approaches)

Oh jeez! Uh... Okay, hang on. Someone get me a log, a plank and a boulder! We're gonna launch the giant gem!

look at dis nerd :3

Aww how adorable!~ Especially with the "Help I'm being crushed" theme goin on.

Oh, man. I remember this one from a looong time ago.

Totally not gonna help you out, though. You've gotta get swole and push that sucker off. <:I

Problem... Eyes should be red...

Not THIS sable baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok.

You can do it!!

My favorite comment...!!

Them eyes. How could you not help the poor little one? XD
Great job.

*watches you and eats popcorn* I mean... I COULD help... but I don't know if I WANT to.

*Skull walks by and sees the litte Sableye; uses fire breath on gem with hurting the Sableye*
"There you go" :)

get fucked

Awwwww lookie what we have here. Let me help you out little guy. *lifts up the large gemstone with my pinkie and index fingre due to my immense strength and power* There ou go little one, be a bit more careful next time *pats head gently*

*I come out of the woods* You have only activated the trap I have laid out.. you see... 5 years ago, I set this trap in the anticipation that you'd come out and try to lift... so now that I've got you right where I want you...

*inflates you big and round*&

*5 years and 10 months later he walks by a big red gem with the skeleton of a ghost/dark type Pokémon underneath it and the inflated big and round skeleton of wymog* Whoa what happened here?

How embarrassing