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Coffee, With Science!
"Hello, Cave Johnson here! At Apeture labs, our test subjects are hell bent on helping us create the world's greatest scientific achievements. With that in mind, we have developed our own brand of coffee to help our scientists keep on their toes! The coffee beans used for this blend are of course a trade secret, and if any information were to be released, we'd have hunt them down. Think I'm joking? No one volunteered for the Mantis Men project, yet we have to spend millions of dollars a year on insect spray! That stuff ain't cheap, that's why we had to sell this awful coffee! Err, delicious coffee, Apeture Brand Coffee, Mantis DNA free since 1964."
A portal gun that can change the size of things going through it? A micro's fantasy for sure. As for me, that's endless steak~
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Portal, Cave Johnson & Apeture Science © Valve Corporation
A portal gun that can change the size of things going through it? A micro's fantasy for sure. As for me, that's endless steak~
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KampferWolfPortal, Cave Johnson & Apeture Science © Valve Corporation
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"Here at Apeture Science we have invented a way to make coffee non-scalding, with the new Apeture Science Coffee Refrigeration Unit! It can cool you hot coffee in a matter of mere hours! ...what? A fridge? No that's silly, why would you need an enormous fridge for one single cup of coffee? We are in this for convenience. And money. Mostly the money."
"Here at Apeture Science we provide only the best health care for our scientists. That said, we can only provide so much for the test subjects on our current budget. Until we finish our work on the cash growing fern (trademarked), we can only provide simple care for our subjects. If you need medical attention, please enter the door across from the break room labeled "firing range". Don't worry, they are just testing our medicine guns. Holes in the chest are a side effect, just make sure to keep still until the treatment is complete."
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