Livestream commission for
chubby-kun
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The duties of a knight never change with damsels in distress, but how do you rescue someone from quickicecream without a spoon?!?
chubby-kun-
The duties of a knight never change with damsels in distress, but how do you rescue someone from quickicecream without a spoon?!?
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And he looked about for a weapon and spied the spork of truth wedged into a nearby nugget. And behold he great strength and heart pure he withdrew Excalivate from the candied rock and held it aloft saying. "Ho there fair maiden!" He bellowed "With this spork of truth I shall rend the Neapolitan villain and save thee from the confectionery doom!" And thus he dug in to the beast and with sharp tines and deep dished curve blazing he vanquished the desert and the maiden was at last saved.
*facepalm*
Oh my gosh...
THEN GET YOUR HEROIC BUTT TO IT! SAVE THE MADDEN...LEAVE THE ICE CREAM FOR ME...take some for the 'Bed room' (you know, to lubricate...never mind) and sell the story to Dreamworks to get this film up and running... CAUSE I wanna see that
Oh my gosh...
THEN GET YOUR HEROIC BUTT TO IT! SAVE THE MADDEN...LEAVE THE ICE CREAM FOR ME...take some for the 'Bed room' (you know, to lubricate...never mind) and sell the story to Dreamworks to get this film up and running... CAUSE I wanna see that
LOL! *face palm...what is reading!?* XD
HEY! JOHN MADDEN IS WORTH SAVING! I'd give up my powers over the female body...to be with John Madden. He is, who I think of, every Friday night, alone in my room, past half time. His voice, is the sensualist of them all...
(Alas, my dearest Toughsetta, your fairest beauty shall never be extingui..wait, cake!? GET ME OUT OF THIS DIABETIC PIT! I know what dairy she used for that cake!) XP
HEY! JOHN MADDEN IS WORTH SAVING! I'd give up my powers over the female body...to be with John Madden. He is, who I think of, every Friday night, alone in my room, past half time. His voice, is the sensualist of them all...
(Alas, my dearest Toughsetta, your fairest beauty shall never be extingui..wait, cake!? GET ME OUT OF THIS DIABETIC PIT! I know what dairy she used for that cake!) XP
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