First of many what, you might ask?
Well, I'm not going to tell you.
You'll have to figure that out on your own.

....

That's a joke.
Because it's inside jokes.
I mean that's the answer, the answer is the first of many inside jokes.
Laugh or I'll hate you.
You don't want me to hate you.
I'm very loud and smell quite foul.
...
That sounded more relevant in my mind.