"Me and my mukker Allen are the ones who kill th' beasts but ye must be feart of th' cook, I once got into his dear kitchen without washing me hauns and my back's still loupin to this day. Good left hook he's got."
"My daughter is a smart lassie, I'm ken of that, but I swear to god from time to time she needs a tap to th' head to get her thinking."
"I mind the day I met my guidwife, her gun at my head and me glaive at her neck~"
"*Menacing* Oi sweetie, your teacher called, says you got 3 F's eh?"
Aaand then a few versions with me screwing up. Because screwing up is somewhat of a talent of mine.

So yeah, I was directed towards  Diadorin recently, as to the fact they were looking for a voice actor. Well... I do acting, and I have a good mic so... Yeah, seemed reasonable to give it a go!
Uuunfortunately the character is Scottish. And I... I am not Scottish. Or good at Scottish accents. At all. Still, thought I'd give it a go!
Think it went sorta alright. Though admittedly, I feel I got a little caught up trying to do the accent and perhaps lost a lot of the emotion/actual acting in the process. Plus, my accent kept slipping between 'Bad Scottish', 'Irish' and 'Some Form Of Pirate'.
But... well... I tried! So there we are.

Asky belongs to  Diadorin