[11:12:00 PM] starworshipper: ive decided [a can of chef boyardee being consumed by lava] lives in a trailer park
[11:12:02 PM] starworshipper: not because he's poor
[11:12:10 PM] starworshipper: but because his parents are obnoxious terrible poverty tourist hipsters who took it too far
[11:12:37 PM] starworshipper: they have like a ridiculously swanky, ritzy, luxury trailer
[11:12:42 PM] starworshipper: it gets broken into at least once a week
[11:13:58 PM] ♥♡ ｔ ｏ ｔ ｔ ｙ ♡♥: its the only double wide in the whole park
[11:15:46 PM] ♥♡ ｔ ｏ ｔ ｔ ｙ ♡♥: I hope his parents are like
hipster rednecks
[11:16:11 PM] ♥♡ ｔ ｏ ｔ ｔ ｙ ♡♥: they only drink beer but its all expensive craft
and they drive a shitty 80s ford truck because its vintage
[11:19:02 PM] starworshipper: yes
[11:19:15 PM] starworshipper: he only wears shirts with engrish on them
[11:19:37 PM] starworshipper: this is the worst character i or anyone has ever come up with