K9man:
That's right folks. The lard guts are getting there own comic strip series next year. Tanker and Luno are coming soon and the series will be filled with the ever Graceful, swan like duo that are so gentle they.....wait, guys, I can't tell them this.

Luno:
Why not?

K9man:
Well, for one, both are you are as destructive as Godzilla doing ballet.

Tanker:
Not true, we are very Graceful.

K9man:
Oh yeah? Prove it.

Tanker:
Will do buddy boy. And when we prove we are you start posting our comic now.

Luno
In high definition!!!

K9man:
Ok guys, show me how Graceful you both are.

* the next hour was full of at least 30 destroyed buildings and some howtge summoning of Cthulu who was stuffed with elephants*

K9man
I rest my case.

Make sure to stay tuned. I may upload some finished Roadside Howl comics thus year.