65 tons of Clan awesomeness
1 ultra AC20 for effectively liberating bitches of their center torsos (as well as for bursts of rage and cusswords when it jams)
Not 1.... not 2.... not 5... but 7 medium lasers. because LASERS! duh!
resulting in a 69 alpha strike (bitches (don't) love a 69 alpha strike)

i get in yo face
and you won't have much of a face left!
..... at least sometimes!.... i do fuck up quite abundantly in this game ahem....

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yuss! moar mechwarrior tho; this time it's my first mech and much loved baby death-robot; the Ebon Jaguar <3
.... whom i've been neglecting since i discovered the joys of Shadow Cats, and the Kodiak shipped GODAMMIT!
and anyone else pointing out that the jaguar looks like a tampon with limbs and ears will be given a bitter squint from me.

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