lol Clawhouser and his tail wag XD.

THIS IS THE TRUTH!!!

ah yes - the dark side of fame.

I hope those tigers get paid well

Probably not,.., and certainly no, ummm, benefits.😏

Clawhauser is the eternal optimist!

oh please as if your not ! :p

If you know something about Judy that isn't nice....I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!! *lalalalala cant hear you*

well she used to blah blah blah . :p i cant think of anything wrong with judy.

Probably the worst thing she ever did was not eat the crust on the bread her sandwich was made from, when she was a kid.

lol. probably. she is a bun though so maybe we just didnt see the bad stuff.

Are you trying to imply that us bunnies are sneaky?

well i know i am and i know you are.

I'm kinda tricksy, but I wouldn't say I'm sneaky.

i dont know i've seen some of the stuff you've done with lauren :p

Then you ARE sneaky. Sneaking around watching us!

hey i admitted I was.

Wel....you're a peeper too!

yeah but given im usually dressed up as someone who fits in in that area
you'd never know :p

Yeah...you THINK you blend in anyway. I saw you disguised as a small palm tree outside me and Jess's bedroom window a couple of nights ago. Bunny sees ALL!

must of been some other bun. I was disguised as Jess that night n.n;;

That would have been funny if I'd spotted you out there while she and I were in bed together. We'd have both laughed ourselves silly.

hehe *Hugs* maybe you saw my wife syn as me while i was jess :p

As if I wouldn't know the difference.

were just that good if you cant n.~

Wow...it's true. Even their comments can multiply. ;)

shhh you'll give us away!

I like to imagine that, even if they are a couple (which they totally are. I mean look at them), Bogo is bi, and probably just likes Gazelle because she's hot, as opposed to Clawhauser who likes her in the way most gay men love pop divas.

While I am most definitely on the Nick/Judy ship, I'm not aboard the Bogo/Clawhauser ship personally. I just have 'em together here (in the station break room) as two contrasting personalities with a common interest.

Nothing against those who DO ship 'em though, I'm in no place to go "THESE two are OBVIOUSLY a couple, but THOSE two? That's just STUPID!"

Not that it would ever happen but I can't stop giggling at the idea that at some point in the next movie Nick is OBVIOUSLY on a date with Clawhauser. 8B

Me neither, beyond their work (plus, likely, some off-duty socializing) I don't "see" anything more going on between them.

Directors mentioned that they might try to pair them or others for the sequel (as a way to talk a bout both interspeieces relationships and same sex couples, something disney needs to do now)

They kinda already have a same-sex couple, though: Bucky and Pronk Oryx-Antlerson.

Of course, but they want to go into detail with that idea in the sequel, since both this and interspeieces relationships are considered "taboo" there and in the real world still

Gotcha, then.

Oh, geeze.

Sweet poon comic coming in.

Clawhauser, you may be right... because some people are complete assholes.

Hilarious! Great comic, Eric!

I read that celebs put stupidly specific things in their demands so they know the venue that set up the concert took the time to read the set conditions and followed them. Sort of like "hey, you didn't pick the brown M&M's out this candy dish?! How do I know you followed my safety guidelines for the set?"

Not saying insane celebs aren't insane, but there is a method to the madness.

No fair putting legitimate reasons in my selfish insanity!

ROFLMAO.

Selfish insanity? There's a big difference between demanding a specific brand of bottled water or flavor of licorice and making one pick out all the brown M&M's.

It's a check on the venue's ability to actually read the contract rider. When you are touring, the dates are arranged by a booking agent, and often things like the technical riders don't make it to the venue, or if they get one, they get the rider from the last tour, or the rider doesn't leave the venue's booking office and actually get to the technical director of the venue.

So they will include stupid little things like that in the rider, or specify a certian peice of gear that doesn't actually exist. Then when the house grouch calls the technical contact for the band and starts asking about these details, then they know that they are actually working on the right version of the rider.

The rider contains all the details that the tour is counting on being there. Everything from motor hang points, sound system, load ratings of the stage, electrical power, parking and hookups for the tour bus, clean towels, dietary requirements for meals and on and on.

Oh it's true. Look up some of the celebrity "riders". (It's the name for the list of requirements) Axl Rose's was infamous back in the day. Some however will really hit you where you don't expect it. Case in point, Look up the rider for the late Robin Williams. It's touching in it's own way. Lemmy Killmister's was brutally short. He didn't have many wants for his dressing room. Hell, you can probably guess most of the handfull of things and be spot on.There a great glimpse into a celebrity though.

It can also be done to give the person making those demands a quick "out" if the other party sneaks a rip-off into the contract.

(I remember hearing of an executive that had been head-hunted from another company. One of the guy's demands was a functional desk made of LEGO bricks. The company paid a LEGO sculptor big $$$ to build one.)

True fact: The brown M&Ms thing was Van Halen, and the one time they let a venue get away with it, the stage collapsed under them.

David Lee Roth said as much in his autobiography, yes. The infamous "no brown M&Ms" clause was inserted right in the middle of a bunch of clauses describing the technical requirements for the stage (number of power sockets required, capable of supplying X amount of current; overhead girders capable of supporting X amount of weight in stage lighting, etc.), as were several other seemingly-frivolous clauses (like "herring in sour cream sufficient to serve four (4) people") inserted in random spots. The idea was that when they (or the roadies) arrived on-site at the venue, if they saw any brown M&Ms in the bowl, that was a red flag to line-check the entire setup from top to bottom because the promoter and venue obviously hadn't bothered to read the entire contract or take it seriously.

This is what I heard.

And, in an informal version, Pawpet Megaplex blew out the breakers in one of the Orlando Sheraton hotels when the full stage lights were hooked up. So, yeah, lots of times the venues don't even know their own space. They SWORE they had more than one feed to that wing.

Years ago, VCL performed a similar trick with their rules for new applicants, in the form of a secret word inserted in a random spot of the TOS document. If you actually read the rules instead of skimming through them, you would spot the word. In spite of that, their forums regularly featured new applicants complaining that they never saw the 'secret' word. A few of them never did muster the patience to actually read the rules one by one.

Steak, fresh, wonderful, screaming steak.

Having met one or two celebrities in my acting days, I can honestly say that you aren't too far off in your perception. That said, I've met one or two that couldn't have been more of a people person if they had tried.

As always a good work

You want a diva personality you should try Barbra Streisand...... She demands that employees at hotels and concerts to not look at her or make direct contact with her.....

In hindsight I went way too mild with the contract demand stuff.

Seriously? I have heard she was a bit of a diva, but not that she was that bad.

Oh she was major.... I've dealt with all types of performers and one thing I've learned unless the person is truly good nature the more money they make the bigger ass they are and if they are on a pedestal for too long they can't handle being treated like a regular person......

I hear that Howard Stern is much the same--he has a security detail close off his route from the garage to his studio at Sisiur/XM so that no one (including employees and other on-air talent) can see him enter or exit.

The last tiger that did a bad job... she had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

Or their own smart phones.

Guess you never got the reference x3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_6KTGBjpyM

Bogo means "she's putting up a public face to hide the real nasty piece of work inside", but Clawhauser is clearly too innocent and naive to pick up on his insinuation.

Oh boy xD

Gazelle is a hottie tho

This is very much a counterpoint to the story I've written where she's very... VERY grateful to her four dancers for the show they help her put on.

VERY.

:P

Aww. I wanted to watch them eat her out.

Right up to her chest cavity?

Oh Cleopatra, don't ever change.

Am I the only one who sees a random 'gazelle/clawhauser' ship? Because that could be fun.

No, you're not t he only one, just waiting for someone to do it.

It's already done on DEV and Tumblr, but claw was skinny due to orders by higher ups

naww. Clawhauser would be his normal chubby self, and Gazelle would be a closeted chubby chaser.

Sounds about right, though I remember that it was a dream of Claws, with Judy and Nick laughing at him

*Talking to myself* Don't think about it... Don't think about it...

That's the kind of stuff why I don't read celebrity magazines.

Well Done, this.

Clawhauser is cute, I like his little tail twitch there

Tsk Clawhauser, really? Cats are supposed to be a little bit sharper than this.

Now that's just racist!

But I am a cat XD

Then that makes it ... reverse racism? *flails* Help me out here ... I got nothing.

I'm actually with Gazelle on this one. The red licorice is tolerable, but the black is horrible.

Then again, I have no trouble telling them apart by their color.

Clever and amusing two-pager, Eric! Hope you keep the Zootopia drabbles coming!

Wing

When the couple realizes that their pop idol is not what they think she is

One wonders what might happen if, for some reason, she got mad and hollered

"Bite me!"

with the tigers there.

I didn't like this version of Gazelle but the end of the comic was pure aweomeness ahahahah xD

I have to agree with MissTick, generally not my image of her.

The Red/Black Licorish mixup, that is cute. I like that panel a lot.

I thought herbivorous animals had pretty good color vision, since the most nutritious plant matter has a slight red tint to it.

A friend's brother has since retired, but he was literally "Geek to the Stars" -- he's done computer work for lots of celebrities, notably Martha Stewart. He always told their handlers up front, if they did anything he considered belittling, including ridiculing him or treating him like a flunky, he would leave and they would pay double -- even with the job undone. It was in the contract. The big cheeses caught on fast, and if they wanted him, they would treat him as an equal. You didn't want to get on Pat's Poopy Page.

I gotta say, despite me liking Gazelle and while I agree she was somewhat cliched, but holy crap this is making me laugh SO hard.

Oh come on Gazelle! You'll never know if you you'll hate the black licorice of you don't "try everything". xP

There needs to be a follow up to this comic involving Clawhauser meeting the real Gazelle with Bogo. OH GREAT AND POWERFUL ERIC SHWARTZ! NOURISH OUR DANK SOULS WITH THIS REQUEST!

I love how Gazelle is portrayed as being a total bitch! This is hilarious.

Not gonna lie, Didn't care for this one compared to the other ones, but understand what you were going for. Honestly I liked the character and from what I saw from the film she was a nice person. Though they could have expanded her role a little bit to give her more character. I remember imagining that they could have done a part similar to meeting Mr. Big where Judy and Nick had to go question her, but Nick had pulled a con on her in the past and she still angry at him. I imagine she would have been nice to Judy, but angry at Nick. Anyway I hope you continue to do more Zootopia artwork^^.

Actually, this is pretty much what Bogo does when he gets off of work too.
Except with no tigers, because his wife died.
Yes, his wife was a tiger.

I love how that tigers complain that they are getting paid to bang a hot pop star, maybe she just rides them. I would love to know what is the favor the tigers want from Gazelle

"Queen of the Nile" Best line.

wait are those tigers going to ... um

A startling and yet hilarious take on the character.

Her poor staff.

The tigers are like male groupies, I guess.