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fucking stupid blu ray ads pop up in dvds now.
it's like when you're say, watching tv and an ad pops up for an even newer tv that shows you a pristine crystal clear close up picture of a flower... and I just think "my tv can already produce that image you fucks"
it's like when you're say, watching tv and an ad pops up for an even newer tv that shows you a pristine crystal clear close up picture of a flower... and I just think "my tv can already produce that image you fucks"
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heheh, hammytoy actually mentioned that to one of the people working at future shop.
all these 1080p tvs and they ALL have this horribly crappy pixelated crappy tv show running on them (it's not even like cable or anything, just a free broadcast crappy channel)
once they left it on some health discovery type channel and when we pass by the tvs all had this giant pixelated old woman waving floppy dildos around talking about different methods of insertion
all these 1080p tvs and they ALL have this horribly crappy pixelated crappy tv show running on them (it's not even like cable or anything, just a free broadcast crappy channel)
once they left it on some health discovery type channel and when we pass by the tvs all had this giant pixelated old woman waving floppy dildos around talking about different methods of insertion
LOOOOLLL
oh lord.
Reminds me of the time I replaced the shitty 4 minute DVD (that repeats on and on and on) with nothing but Spongebob from an open boxset (Spongebob on 46 sets with SURROUND SOUND). It was magical. I got away with it for quite a while when I was the only one on the floor. Those were the times..
oh lord.
Reminds me of the time I replaced the shitty 4 minute DVD (that repeats on and on and on) with nothing but Spongebob from an open boxset (Spongebob on 46 sets with SURROUND SOUND). It was magical. I got away with it for quite a while when I was the only one on the floor. Those were the times..
Even better: It was around the time the lights in our section were going out, so all we really had were the glow from all the sets. So we'd all be blue or decked out in disco lights. It really made the horrible time pass by.
It's probably the most memorable part of this dinky job before they've shaped up. Now that they kicked me out of that department, it's all a bunch of kids who're afraid to have fun. Poo.
It's probably the most memorable part of this dinky job before they've shaped up. Now that they kicked me out of that department, it's all a bunch of kids who're afraid to have fun. Poo.
It's not even like it's impossible to convey what the product is about, like with fragrances. Perfume and cologne ads get to be stupid because they're selling speakers to the deaf. How fucking hard is it to show a tiny inset and say "If you were watching this in HD, the DVD resolution would be this tiny by comparison!" It even works the other way: "Here's the tiny square of an HD image your DVD player can show. That's Bruce Willis's forehead. His gun in Blu-Ray is bigger than his whole body on your piddly little DVD player!"
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